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So every time my ex girlfriends woke up to surprise sex it could have been called rape?
Only if it was in the pooper, old chap.
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Only if it was in the pooper, old chap.
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That would be surprise buttsex. As is, not really a huge fan of anal. Its just nasty to me but to each their own.
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I'm not a huge fan of anal but every once in a while will see some hot chicks parading around in the gym with their tight little shorts barely covering their tight ass. And I would have no problem pounding their butt hole.
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This thread is going to hell. Let's talk World Cup???
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Very funny. I don't know if he was being funny, or vindictive. But on the end this is hilarious
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I thought it was funny as well and I have also heard some of those very excuses myself :/
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And to be fair, I'm sure she could have quite a list for him and I bet none of it would be in the sexual category.
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I'm screwed if my wife ever sends me a spreadsheet of shit I haven't cleaned or messes I've made.
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Everytime she does that, just send her a list of all the days that she didn't shave her legs.
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*deletes spreadsheet*
*logs off*
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*logs off*
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What? Are they fake humans? We're not talking about your blow up dolls brett.
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LOL, WTF? Damn liberals and their discouragement of rape.
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We want pre-nup , we want pre-nup!!!! And we want it now!
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Typical
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I wonder if she has a job or if they have kids?
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Yes, and in some Arab countries the woman will get stoned to death if she complains that she was raped. Just like it should be...
/sarcasm /stupidity
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She's busy getting laid.
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Typical Brett? Yeah, I know. Learn to accept science, it's true whether you believe it or not.
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Yeah, that was one of the most absurd things I've read on here in a while.
EDIT: maybe not a while... people here say absurd things all the time. But this was more fucked up than most absurd things said.
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IDK, that Tony Dungy thread has the religious wingnuts out in full force.