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[ursamajor]

We're all still waiting for your first....

Ahh, still butthurt over politics, I see.





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[Burque]

I mean, yeah, when I meet up a girl for the first time it’s always something small. **** the wining and dining, I’ll buy you a samich. But still, 4/5 times a week!

Not even a sammich.

Meet for coffee, then show up 15 minutes early and buy your own coffee and then when you meet you let them go buy their own coffee and meet you at the table.

The date costs $2.50 and lasts about 45 minutes before you have to go. If you are having a great time together you take her to another location right then for a second date.

 

[Omeletpants]

Not even a sammich.

Meet for coffee, then show up 15 minutes early and buy your own coffee and then when you meet you let them go buy their own coffee and meet you at the table.

The date costs $2.50 and lasts about 45 minutes before you have to go. If you are having a great time together you take her to another location right then for a second date.

Broke ass poser

 

[Burque]

Broke ass poser

Sorry Egg Slacks, unlike you I didn't date when hamburgers were a nickle and you could pay for college with a part time summer job. So nice of you boomers to chew up all the "Good Ole Days" and leave us with whatever you call this...

 

[Ares]

Burque Dating protocols:

1. Arrive early and scout the terrain.

2. When she arrives, allow her to sit.

3. Grab her by the arms and scream "GREEN CHILI ON YOUR BURGER, YES OR NO?"

4. Shake her like a baby.

5. Stop/Continue shaking her depending on her answer to #3

 

[Burque]

Burque Dating protocols:

1. Arrive early and scout the terrain.

2. When she arrives, allow her to sit.

3. Grab her by the arms and scream "GREEN CHILE ON YOUR BURGER, YES OR NO?"

4. Shake her like a baby.

5. Stop/Continue shaking her depending on her answer to #3

Fify.

otherwise, pretty close to spot on, except you forgot the part where I flashed my guns.

 

[remydat]

I rarely go into a date not knowing what the chick actually looks like. If you are exchanging messages I always come up with a pretext for a girl to send a current photo. For example, if a girl asks what are you doing, I will send a selfie of myself while answering and then turn it on her. Right then and there if she ain't willing to reciprocate then you know something is up.

But let's say the date happens quickly before you establish a rapport via message. I will always then just text a photo of myself under the pretext of showing her what I am wearing and again ask her to do the same so we can easily find each other.

9 times out of 10, one of these works and I know before I sit down whether her personality has to blow me away, whether she has passed the looks test and just needs to not be psychotic, or whether I should claim I just got in a horrific accident, lost my penis and so am no longer dating. Makes things a hell of a lot easier.

 

[Ares]

I don't date anymore... last girl I dated.... fisch dragged her into the bushes and I never saw her again.

 

[Burque]

I don't date anymore... last girl I dated.... fisch dragged her into the bushes and I never saw her again.

Wait, I thought you and Tater were dating?!

 

[Ares]

Wait, I thought you and Tater were dating?!

We have more of a Cops tv show relationship where I beat him and the Cops show up and I say he fell into a wall repeatedly.

 

[Omeletpants]

Sorry Egg Slacks, unlike you I didn't date when hamburgers were a nickle and you could pay for college with a part time summer job. So nice of you boomers to chew up all the "Good Ole Days" and leave us with whatever you call this...

If you are grinding over $2.50 you have a sad ass broke back life. Instead of spending time here you might want to consider a path to better income. Poser

 

[Omeletpants]

I don't date anymore... last girl I dated.... fisch dragged her into the bushes and I never saw her again.

Fisch and women? Like that would ever happen LOLOLOLOLO

 

[Adipost]

I don't date anymore... last girl I dated.... fisch dragged her into the bushes and I never saw her again.

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[Burque]

If you are grinding over $2.50 you have a sad ass broke back life. Instead of spending time here you might want to consider a path to better income. Poser

But I get all of my income selling joints to your grand children.... Maybe I should just up the cost so my date money can come directly out of your pocket. Those grand kids be spending their 529 money on junkie stuff.

You probably had to work two hours to make $2.50 when you were my age.

 

[Omeletpants]

But I get all of my income selling joints to your grand children.... Maybe I should just up the cost so my date money can come directly out of your pocket. Those grand kids be spending their 529 money on junkie stuff.

You probably had to work two hours to make $2.50 when you were my age.

I'll bet I made more in 1974 than you do today. You aren't ther brightest guy....we get that. Keep grinding over $2.50 and you will hold the title of biggest loser

 

[Burque]

I'll bet I made more in 1974 than you do today. You aren't ther brightest guy....we get that. Keep grinding over $2.50 and you will hold the title of biggest loser

For someone slanging Lil Smokies and fun sized Sprites to watch a free football game in their den you sound both broke and rather lonely/pathetic.

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[Omeletpants]

For someone slanging Lil Smokies and fun sized Sprites to watch a free football game in their den you sound both broke and rather lonely/pathetic.

Junkie with no job is no way to go through life

 

[Burque]

Junkie with no job is no way to go through life

A junkie is a user abuelito

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[remydat]

But I get all of my income selling joints to your grand children.... Maybe I should just up the cost so my date money can come directly out of your pocket. Those grand kids be spending their 529 money on junkie stuff.

You probably had to work two hours to make $2.50 when you were my age.

Pretty sure they didn't have money in Ommy's youth. Strict barter system.

 

[Tater]

We have more of a Cops tv show relationship where I beat him and the Cops show up and I say he fell into a wall repeatedly.

And I hang my head in shame and say "yes officer, that's how it happened".