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Came here to post something like this, leaving satisfied. Cause there is no way in hell any guy thinks Kristen Beaver Stewart is attractive....

To quote one of my favorite comedians Robert Schimmel:

What are you talking about? I've fucked fruit.
 

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Can I get a synopsis before I click the link?

The film is about an animal control worker in North Carolina. It entails his job, his love for dogs, and what he ultimately does at that job.

I'm actually surprised I found it online.
 

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only saw about half of it cause i'm at work, but will probably finish it later.
 

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I agree that Charlize Theron > Kristen Stewart, but LOL at any of you guys would say "ewww, no way" if an opportunity to have sexy time with Stewart presented itself. Sounds like a classic case of Internet Male syndrome.
 

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The film is about an animal control worker in North Carolina. It entails his job, his love for dogs, and what he ultimately does at that job.

I'm actually surprised I found it online.



Oh no! Is that the one that the end involves a large metal box and no narration, no music, just horror?

If that is it I caught the end on PBS several years ago.

It was brutal. I don't know if I could watch it again.
 

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I agree that Charlize Theron > Kristen Stewart, but LOL at any of you guys would say "ewww, no way" if an opportunity to have sexy time with Stewart presented itself. Sounds like a classic case of Internet Male syndrome.

Uhhh, I would.



She looks a little too much like my sister.
 

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Oh no! Is that the one that the end involves a large metal box and no narration, no music, just horror?

If that is it I caught the end on PBS several years ago.

It was brutal. I don't know if I could watch it again.

I believe that is the same one.
 

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Watched Prometheus yesterday.

Major disappointment from a legend like Ridley Scott.

The effects were top notch. The film sets up the story beautifully, then falls flat on its face. Plot holes, terrible character development, writing that should be on Sci-Fi network. I'm surprised Scott didn't walk off set, or maybe he's too old to realize the film ended like a turd hitting water in a bowl.

What a huge letdown this film was. I'm serious when I state that I don't know which I liked better: Alien 3 or Prometheus.

5/10
 

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That's too bad, I was hoping it would be good. Gotta Imagine Scott was only a name attached to it at this point.
 

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I believe that is the same one.



It is and I only watched the first 4 or 5 minutes. I had previously only seen the last 4 or 5 and that was years ago but once I saw the pound building I knew it.

I don't know if I can watch it. Those images in my mind had been unseen for years, I hoped they would have stayed so.
 

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It is and I only watched the first 4 or 5 minutes. I had previously only seen the last 4 or 5 and that was years ago but once I saw the pound building I knew it.

I don't know if I can watch it. Those images in my mind had been unseen for years, I hoped they would have stayed so.



The worst part was them piling the puppies on top of the already euthanized adult dogs and doing it again, although they didn't show the graphic results or sounds coming from the box. I've seen some gruesome shit in my professional career but that was pretty high on the internal shock--o-meter. Sometimes the worst part is what you don't see but know happens all around the country on a daily basis.



Edit: thats a bit of a spoiler but I don't give a ****.
 

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That's too bad, I was hoping it would be good. Gotta Imagine Scott was only a name attached to it at this point.



Scott was very much involved in this movie and not just a director for hire. Scott has sadly lost the touch he once had and doesn't know what's good anymore. And it doesn't help that the hack Lindelof was involved in the script writing, a script that had already seen several rewrites. But from what I've heard there will be a 20-30 minute extended edition for the home release and hopefully that will sort out some of the problems with the theatrical cut. But you can only polish a turd so much.

And I happen to think that Alien 3 gets shit on too much, it isn't as bad as people like to think it is. Alien Resurrection on the other hand...Alien and Aliens are still the peaks of the franchise.
 

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Alien 3 is average story telling at best.

You spend all that time saving Newt and Hicks just to lose them in the first 5 minutes of the 3rd film.

That was one of the few Fincher turds.
 

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