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I watched Magic Mike and it was full of almost naked dudes dancing around and people basking in the sun on boats and beaches. I like all these things. The movie was entertaining but also extremely ridiculous. The end got really moral and was a bit of a disappointment. Wrestler Kevin Nash's bad dancing was worth every penny. It's nothing like Showgirls which I also love because it's entertaining and extremely ridiculous.
 

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Caught Ghost Rider: Spirits of Vengeance... other acceptable titles:



-Ghost Rider 2: Ghost Rider's European Holiday

-Ghost Rider 2: Very Loosely Based on the Comic Book Character of the Same Name

-Ghost Rider 2: How to make the first crappy movie look GREAT by comparison!

-Ghost Rider 2: Avi Arad will do anything for money, including blow you in the parking lot

-Ghost Rider 2: It was a movie for everyone but Nic Cage

-Ghost Rider 2: Seriously, Is Nicolas Cage Even Trying Anymore?



I like bad comic book movies and even I thought this sucked. I knew it was going to be bad, but didn't expect it to be THAT bad. It was like it was trying to hard to be a horror, action and drama at the same time and failing in each area by spades. If you're a fanboy and still haven't gotten around to it, I would actually suggest just skipping it. I really hope at the very least, Idris Elba got a decent paycheck out of it...
 

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Caught Ghost Rider: Spirits of Vengeance... other acceptable titles:



-Ghost Rider 2: Ghost Rider's European Holiday

-Ghost Rider 2: Very Loosely Based on the Comic Book Character of the Same Name

-Ghost Rider 2: How to make the first crappy movie look GREAT by comparison!

-Ghost Rider 2: Avi Arad will do anything for money, including blow you in the parking lot

-Ghost Rider 2: It was a movie for everyone but Nic Cage

-Ghost Rider 2: Seriously, Is Nicolas Cage Even Trying Anymore?



I like bad comic book movies and even I thought this sucked. I knew it was going to be bad, but didn't expect it to be THAT bad. It was like it was trying to hard to be a horror, action and drama at the same time and failing in each area by spades. If you're a fanboy and still haven't gotten around to it, I would actually suggest just skipping it. I really hope at the very least, Idris Elba got a decent paycheck out of it...



I warned you.
 

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Why the hell would you spend good money on that POS.
 

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Why the hell would you spend good money on that POS.



See below... or try reading.



I like bad comic book movies and even I thought this sucked. I knew it was going to be bad, but didn't expect it to be THAT bad. It was like it was trying to hard to be a horror, action and drama at the same time and failing in each area by spades. If you're a fanboy and still haven't gotten around to it, I would actually suggest just skipping it. I really hope at the very least, Idris Elba got a decent paycheck out of it...

Also was a big ffan of the character when I was younger...
 

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Yes, but it would actually have to be a bad comic book movie. It's not it's a bastadized comic representation of a horrible film. This isn't a bad comic book movie, it's a horrible movie trying to latch onto a comic book.
 

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I'm way late to this but I watched Valkryie a couple nights ago.



Yah so Tom Cruise is a shitty actor and the film isn't exactly 2 thumbs up material (wasnt as bad as critics made it out to be though) but I am glad I watched it. I didn't know anything really about the details of the true events so watching it was certainly worth my time. In so much that last night a two hour doc. film about Valkryie and July 20th 1944 was on and I couldn't turn away from it. Durring the doc film they interviewed surviving sons and daughters of those who were involved in the attempted overthrowing of Hitler and the Nazi party. Amazing stories about how these people were scrutinized and shunned as being sons and daughters of "traitors" in the post Valkyrie Nazi Germany and after the war while Germany was building itself again. Now labeled as sons and daughters of patriots and heros. And like so many doc films about Nazi Germany a good look into the propaganda machine which brought Hitler and the Nazis to power and sustaining it.



Just very important historical moments in German and global history . So while the film Valkryie itself wasn't exactly gold standard it left enough of an impression on me to research more and to learn more about the event and the history. That too me is what a film based on historical true to life events should do as an art form.



Maybe it's the German in me also that found it all interesting. Anyways..for those who don't know about Valkryie and july 20th 1944 and who are interested in ww2 and german history its worth a watch if not anything more than to direct you to a pretty amazing event and time in history.



Tom Cruise though really sucks.
 

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I'm way late to this but I watched Valkryie a couple nights ago.



Yah so Tom Cruise is a shitty actor and the film isn't exactly 2 thumbs up material (wasnt as bad as critics made it out to be though) but I am glad I watched it. I didn't know anything really about the details of the true events so watching it was certainly worth my time. In so much that last night a two hour doc. film about Valkryie and July 20th 1944 was on and I couldn't turn away from it. Durring the doc film they interviewed surviving sons and daughters of those who were involved in the attempted overthrowing of Hitler and the Nazi party. Amazing stories about how these people were scrutinized and shunned as being sons and daughters of "traitors" in the post Valkyrie Nazi Germany and after the war while Germany was building itself again. Now labeled as sons and daughters of patriots and heros. And like so many doc films about Nazi Germany a good look into the propaganda machine which brought Hitler and the Nazis to power and sustaining it.



Just very important historical moments in German and global history . So while the film Valkryie itself wasn't exactly gold standard it left enough of an impression on me to research more and to learn more about the event and the history. That too me is what a film based on historical true to life events should do as an art form.



Maybe it's the German in me also that found it all interesting. Anyways..for those who don't know about Valkryie and july 20th 1944 and who are interested in ww2 and german history its worth a watch if not anything more than to direct you to a pretty amazing event and time in history.



Tom Cruise though really sucks.



I have seen it a couple of times. Definitely worth watching.
 

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Saw Savages last night... interesting concept for an Oliver Stone flick. They could have cut the final 25 minutes down to about 10 and I would have been ok with that.
 

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Tell me more about savages, the casting just looked to horrible for me to give it a though. I like Oliver Stone but it seemed like the same story we've heard a 1000 times. Anything different you can tell without ruining it?
 

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I thought savages was just "Traffic 2".
 

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Watched a few films on Netflix last night





Goon - If they had made this a bit less campy and over the top this could have actually been a great hockey film. It was still entertaining in any event.



Thor - Meh... It was alright. Glad I waited though.
 

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Went to Savages last night. Ending ruined the film in my opinion. Seemed almost like Stone didn't know how to close it out so reached for the dream segment or what it coulda been machine. A shame too, could've been soooo much better.



Also watched the Rum Diary on Netflix. That's worth a watch.
 

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Watched Babel.

Overall a good film and worth the watch. It is a lengthy watch, and it takes about 45 minutes to start piecing together the plot. The director does you no favors at the beginning.

It's one of those "what else can go wrong films" like Mystic River, but less depressing. It did end on a very strong note.



7/10
 

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Yeah, I can't believe it took you think long to watch, it was sooooo boring but then it wrapped back together nicely. It deserved all the praise and criticism it got.
 

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Speaking of criticism, I was taking a glance at Rotten Tomatoes at how The Dark Knight Rises was doing. And it just always seems a lot of movie critics cannot help but fall over themselves when they try and describe super hero movies. Here's a quote that was particularly amusing:



"A cinematic, cultural and personal triumph, “The Dark Knight Rises” is emotionally inspiring, aesthetically significant and critically important for America itself – as a mirror of both sober reflection and resilient hope."



Critically important for America itself. I didn't know which word to italicize in that sentence so I just put them all in bold. That is just preposterous bullshit. Could you imagine? if Dark Knight Rises didn't come out just when it did? Oh, I don't even want to think of it. So much of the fabric of our American heritage and the resilience of our infrastructure would have suffered in more ways than we can imagine, sitting here, now, from our perspective in this post-Dark Knight Rises World. That critic went on to write about how super hero film, or rather Nolan's super hero films, are a reminder that they are not just a frivolous distraction, or even a wish-fulfillment fantasy, but an embodiment of our best selves – or at least what we want our best selves to be......when that's exactly what superheros are meant to be.



I'm still excited to see the movie, I've read that it's the most "comic booky" of the 3, so that clash with the "real world box" he trapped his version of Batman in will probably be more jarring than the other 2 movies were. But as long as he doesn't **** the story up too much, it'll probably be good. I'm glad he's done with Batman though, not just because I'm not a particular fan of the the way he's portrayed that world, but because his other non-Batman movies are so much better.
 

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It's one of those "what else can go wrong films" like Mystic River, but less depressing.



Every time I come across that film I get drawn in and can not quit. While very dark and depressing that movie highlights some of the greatest modern actors acting, Penn, Robbins and even Bacon.



The scene were the police are holding Penn back from seeing his daughter, wow..... spine tingling and brings tears to my eyes.

If you have a teenage daughter like I do it is very emotional.
 

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