Name 10 board members that fit the following categories in your zombie apocalypse survival team

[bri]

Hmmm. . .well seeing as your list contains 9 guys and only one woman and since you believe the latter would be be most likely to die first at the hands of the zombie scourge then I wish your team well as you become acclimated to a future life of buggery.





Also? Good luck on the whole repopulating your species tip too ok!

I think he omitted the part that he'd probably be the one to kill me.

 

[BigPete]

You best believe I have my Zombie Survival guide close by.

It's all about the double tap.

 

[bookjones]

Hey I put you in as the sexy one!

Hey, I was responding to TSD's team list!

 

[MassHavoc]

I said A Team was a good idea! lol... my guess is you were going to list me as your sniper.

They didn't have a category for "the one who started it all" haha

 

[BigPete]

It's funny that I got heavy weapons. We saw Captain America last night (good stuff by the way). I was lamenting that good 'ole Captain A was not picking up one of the cool Hydra guns and using it. In fact I told the wife that I would be carrying two like Rambo!



So I guess it's a good fit, thanks all.

 

[nana]

They didn't have a category for "the one who started it all" haha

That is hilarious... this is not an obligatory lol, it is a literal LOL.

I think that category should definitely be added, possibly with a hypothesis of what said person did to start it all... brilliant.

 

[Ymono37]

Ah, yes... my role in life is typically that of "sidekick." I'm also good at plucky, comic relief... but in a zombie movie, they usually get taken out... then again, sometimes the sidekick kicks it doing something noble for the rest of the group.

 

[bookjones]

I think he omitted the part that he'd probably be the one to kill me.

Doesn't really matter in the end---they will still only have boy bits to play with!

 

[BigPete]

That is hilarious... this is not an obligatory lol, it is a literal LOL.

I think that category should definitely be added, possibly with a hypothesis of what said person did to start it all... brilliant.

Easy:

Jako and Ymono had a love child and it came out as a zombie. That zombie baby started biting other kids and nurses in the hospital and presto - zombie epidemic.

 

[BigPete]

Doesn't really matter in the end---they will still only have boy bits to play with!

Wait, what? You want to play with my boys? I'll have to ask the wife, so I'll get back to you on that!

 

[bookjones]

Wait, what? You want to play with my boys? I'll have to ask the wife, so I'll get back to you on that!

Your smooth deflectionary tacics will not work with me mister! It's not my fault you have been relegated to a team of all dudes. Got lemons, make lemonade. Heh.

 

[BigPete]

Oh tooshie...er touche!



I did no such picking, I was merely picked. Don't project your anger upon me, madam.

 

[supraman]

Don't worry though I put bookie as my sexy one I doubt she will help me repopulate the world. At least she has a big enough vocabulary and ability to use said vocabulary that she would make it sound like it was my idea to not repopulate the world

 

[bookjones]

Don't worry though I put bookie as my sexy one I doubt she will help me repopulate the world. At least she has a big enough vocabulary and ability to use said vocabulary that she would make it sound like it was my idea to not repopulate the world

And I appreciate that buddy! Thank goodness someone appreciates me for something other than my stoopid ole brain.

 

[R K]

And I appreciate that buddy! Thank goodness someone appreciates me for something other than my stoopid ole brain.

Thank GOD you are smart enough NOT to allow him, to help you, re populate the world!



Holy shit!

 

[bookjones]

Oh tooshie...er touche!



I did no such picking, I was merely picked. Don't project your anger upon me, madam.

Hey, no anger here. I am certain the zombies will be too dumbass to even bother destroying the world's sperm banks. Womenfolk will be alright in the immediate aftermath, hee. If you are smart, you will go all renegade or AWOL or whatever from TSD's butchy team and try to roam the post-apocalyptic streets until you find a rag-tag band of women or at least an integrated group!

 

[bookjones]

Thank GOD you are smart enough NOT to allow him, to help you, re populate the world!



Holy shit!

Oh, I just said I appreciated being thought of. Didn't say jack about bringing Bookjones-Supraman hybrids into the world. Ever notice how I am good with the thoughtful semantics?

 

[supraman]

Hey, no anger here. I am certain the zombies will be too dumbass to even bother destroying the world's sperm banks. Womenfolk will be alright in the immediate aftermath, hee. If you are smart, you will go all renegade or AWOL or whatever from TSD's butchy team and try to roam the post-apocalyptic streets until you find a rag-tag band of women or at least an integrated group!

But what if they are the ugly leftovers?

 

[BigPete]

Hey, no anger here. I am certain the zombies will be too dumbass to even bother destroying the world's sperm banks. Womenfolk will be alright in the immediate aftermath, hee. If you are smart, you will go all renegade or AWOL or whatever from TSD's butchy team and try to roam the post-apocalyptic streets until you find a rag-tag band of women or at least an integrated group!

I once got paid to be on a sausage fest team and use weapons. How would this be any different? No pay...that's right.

 

[R K]

Oh, I just said I appreciated being thought of. Didn't say jack about bringing Bookjones-Supraman hybrids into the world. Ever notice how I am good with the thoughtful semantics?

Of course. But can you get away from him is the question!