Name 10 board members that fit the following categories in your zombie apocalypse survival team

[supraman]

Look, if I got zombie hordes hot on my ass like Animal Control after a rabid ass dog and can evade them and be all survivalist then evading Supra's horndogedness (which is likely mighty I admit) is not only not my larger problem but will also be a piece of cake in comparison. D'uh!

...how the **** did I end up being the perv in this discussion....

 

[supraman]

So you picked me as brains to score brownie points? {{shakes head}} Alls I said was that I can appeciate being thought of for tail, heh. I did NOT say I wanted to be chosen for that OVER smarts just that it's good to be thought of for something OTHER or in addition to than just the ole noggin. Gah. You motherfuckers ever heard of chicks being like multi-faceted and shit? Sheesh.

All I said is you'd be the sexy one of the group. Look I already know I'd be failing to populate the world with Rosy Palms and her 5 friends. But of the 10 I picked, you'd be the sexy one.

 

[bookjones]

...how the **** did I end up being the perv in this discussion....

Look, we were copacetic dude---I said I appreciated the thought. The whole perv angle is due to RK! He's the one who insinuated it and then that coupled with your board reputation well you know how it is at IHN. . .it takes NOTHING for shit to get deflected or derailed. I simply pointed out some things about TSD's orginal team and wished them luck with their whole "thing" and now it's like I'm on goddamn trial at Nuremberg up in this joint! No more zombie apocalypse chatter from me.

 

[the canadian dream]

**** TSD you know with me as a side kick your brain will be eaten. I can't run worth the shits. I am the worst side kick one could pick unless they wanted to use me for bait.



Havoc had the right idea I would be the one who looses it.

 

[supraman]

Look, we were copacetic dude---I said I appreciated the thought. The whole perv angle is due to RK! He's the one who insinuated it and then that coupled with your board reputation well you know how it is at IHN. . .it takes NOTHING for shit to get deflected or derailed. I simply pointed out some things about TSD's orginal team and wished them luck with their whole "thing" and now it's like I'm on goddamn trial at Nuremberg up in this joint! No more zombie apocalypse chatter from me.

but how will you bring eloquence to this silly thread?

 

[R K]

Look, we were copacetic dude---I said I appreciated the thought. The whole perv angle is due to RK! He's the one who insinuated it and then that coupled with your board reputation well you know how it is at IHN. . .it takes NOTHING for shit to get deflected or derailed. I simply pointed out some things about TSD's orginal team and wished them luck with their whole "thing" and now it's like I'm on goddamn trial at Nuremberg up in this joint! No more zombie apocalypse chatter from me.

Well I am the smart ass after all.

 

[MassHavoc]

**** TSD you know with me as a side kick your brain will be eaten. I can't run worth the shits. I am the worst side kick one could pick unless they wanted to use me for bait.



Havoc had the right idea I would be the one who looses it.

what can I say I know my crazy. I figure if anyone is going to lose there shit it will be the guy from Vancouver. Whether he likes to claim it or not.

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

1. Sidekick: Tater (that name screams side-kick...and one that will be eaten first...hmm maybe I will switch to kerfluffle

)

2. Heavy Weapons: LordKOTL (sounds like his knife skills alone will save the day, and I bet he would eat them zombies too ZOMG!)

3. The Idiot Who Survives: Stu Grimson (just seems to have that quality)

4. The Sniper: My Unit...um Jacko?

5. The One Who Loses it: Howcho (he is long overdue a freak out)

6. The Brains: MassHavoc (for some reason I think there is genuis there...otherwise I am fucked).

7. First to Die: TCD (Since he cannot run with the shits, and thus expendable)

8. Becomes a Zombie: Bri (and then she will show us her orbitals)

9. The Smartass: Bookjones (miss sexy-sassy-frass)

10. The Sexy One: Spainer (whatever her board name is)

 

[Tater]

1. Sidekick: Tater (that name screams side-kick...and one that will be eaten first...hmm maybe I will switch to kerfluffle

)

2. Heavy Weapons: LordKOTL (sounds like his knife skills alone will save the day, and I bet he would eat them zombies too ZOMG!)

3. The Idiot Who Survives: Stu Grimson (just seems to have that quality)

4. The Sniper: My Unit...um Jacko?

5. The One Who Loses it: Howcho (he is long overdue a freak out)

6. The Brains: MassHavoc (for some reason I think there is genuis there...otherwise I am fucked).

7. First to Die: TCD (Since he cannot run with the shits, and thus expendable)

8. Becomes a Zombie: Bri (and then she will show us her orbitals)

9. The Smartass: Bookjones (miss sexy-sassy-frass)

10. The Sexy One: Spainer (whatever her board name is)

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!!!"

 

[supraman]

1. Sidekick: Tater (that name screams side-kick...and one that will be eaten first...hmm maybe I will switch to kerfluffle

)

2. Heavy Weapons: LordKOTL (sounds like his knife skills alone will save the day, and I bet he would eat them zombies too ZOMG!)

3. The Idiot Who Survives: Stu Grimson (just seems to have that quality)

4. The Sniper: My Unit...um Jacko?

5. The One Who Loses it: Howcho (he is long overdue a freak out)

6. The Brains: MassHavoc (for some reason I think there is genuis there...otherwise I am fucked).

7. First to Die: TCD (Since he cannot run with the shits, and thus expendable)

8. Becomes a Zombie: Bri (and then she will show us her orbitals)

9. The Smartass: Bookjones (miss sexy-sassy-frass)

10. The Sexy One: Spainer (whatever her board name is)

bookie > spainer (she don't come around here no more)

 

[nana]

bookie > spainer (she don't come around here no more)

By a country mile... and I'm a spain fan!

 

[jakobeast]

I would just like to say, I would do my damndest to save each and every one of you. I will slaughter any fetid rotting zombie that would come within 5 feet of any one of you.























































The second you get bit however, I will lop your head off, and laugh while doing it.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Luckily Zombies are color blind otherwise Mass would be the first to go every time due to being a ginger.

 

[klemmer]

Rotted, fetid human body tissue? You have to question this? Men. . .I swear.

Hey now, boobs ARE boobs.

 

[klemmer]

Who wants cum that's in a package that looks like a children's snack pack when you can get it fresh from the penis?

There's an ad market begging to get into this demographic.

That is CLASSIC writing. You have a career in advertising ahead if you want it!

 

[Tater]

I would just like to say, I would do my damndest to save each and every one of you. I will slaughter any fetid rotting zombie that would come within 5 feet of any one of you.

You're the guy that said I would become a zombie. What the....

What if I only go after the Canadians? Could you cut me some slack?

 

[bri]

1. Sidekick: Tater (that name screams side-kick...and one that will be eaten first...hmm maybe I will switch to kerfluffle

)

2. Heavy Weapons: LordKOTL (sounds like his knife skills alone will save the day, and I bet he would eat them zombies too ZOMG!)

3. The Idiot Who Survives: Stu Grimson (just seems to have that quality)

4. The Sniper: My Unit...um Jacko?

5. The One Who Loses it: Howcho (he is long overdue a freak out)

6. The Brains: MassHavoc (for some reason I think there is genuis there...otherwise I am fucked).

7. First to Die: TCD (Since he cannot run with the shits, and thus expendable)

8. Becomes a Zombie: Bri (and then she will show us her orbitals)

9. The Smartass: Bookjones (miss sexy-sassy-frass)

10. The Sexy One: Spainer (whatever her board name is)

What the hell, Biscuit,what do you want to see my eye sockets for?

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

What the hell, Biscuit,what do you want to see my eye sockets for?

Yes, your "eyes".

 

[Pez68]

By a country mile... and I'm a spain fan!

Pics or I call bullshit.

 

[LordKOTL]

1. Sidekick: Tater (that name screams side-kick...and one that will be eaten first...hmm maybe I will switch to kerfluffle

)

2. Heavy Weapons: LordKOTL (sounds like his knife skills alone will save the day, and I bet he would eat them zombies too ZOMG!)

3. The Idiot Who Survives: Stu Grimson (just seems to have that quality)

4. The Sniper: My Unit...um Jacko?

5. The One Who Loses it: Howcho (he is long overdue a freak out)

6. The Brains: MassHavoc (for some reason I think there is genuis there...otherwise I am fucked).

7. First to Die: TCD (Since he cannot run with the shits, and thus expendable)

8. Becomes a Zombie: Bri (and then she will show us her orbitals)

9. The Smartass: Bookjones (miss sexy-sassy-frass)

10. The Sexy One: Spainer (whatever her board name is)

Thanks for the vote

. Although, my knife skill will only suffice as a last-ditch effort (and I do have the perfect dagger for an eye-socket or temple-shot into the brainpan). I do have 2 katana-esque blades (one semi-cheap, the other decent quality--enough for repeated abuse) that can be used in close-in fighting against anything but a mob.



And yes, I've got some kendo training, albeit rusty--enough to slice a head off if necessary.

Plus my fire axe affectionately named "Sparky" for zombie head disposal.