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How do you know your group isn't suppose to be the ugly leftovers? And yes I know that includes me, but I'll be dead so it won't matter if I'm ugly.
Name 10 board members that fit the following categories in your zombie apocalypse survival team
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How do you know your group isn't suppose to be the ugly leftovers? And yes I know that includes me, but I'll be dead so it won't matter if I'm ugly.
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And here I thought picking you as the brains would win me points in that repopulating the world bit... I mean all the smart chicks in the movies end up being hot one way or another. Then they ride off into the sunset.
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Look, if I got zombie hordes hot on my ass like Animal Control after a rabid ass dog and can evade them and be all survivalist then evading Supra's horndogedness (which is likely mighty I admit) is not only not my larger problem but will also be a piece of cake in comparison. D'uh!
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So you picked me as brains to score brownie points? {{shakes head}} Alls I said was that I can appeciate being thought of for tail, heh. I did NOT say I wanted to be chosen for that OVER smarts just that it's good to be thought of for something OTHER or in addition to than just the ole noggin. Gah. You motherfuckers ever heard of chicks being like multi-faceted and shit? Sheesh.
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This is funny shit. The sperm banks wouldn't last long though. As soon as the power went out, there goes all the sperm. You have to keep it cool, you know.
So repopulation would have to happen the old fashioned way.
So repopulation would have to happen the old fashioned way.
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So you picked me as brains to score brownie points? {{shakes head}} Alls I said was that I can appeciate being thought of for tail, heh. I did NOT say I wanted to be chosen for that OVER smarts just that it's good to be thought of for something OTHER or in addition to than just the ole noggin. Gah. You motherfuckers ever heard of chicks being like multi-faceted and shit? Sheesh.
I picked you for the brains because that will keep me alive, I know you'll have your zombie survival guide on you at all times. And let's face it, if you are still alive during the zombie Apocalypse there is a pretty good chance that you'll be hot, because all the dudes will be trying to save the hot chicks and be all chivalric and shit, and the fat chicks, well... they just don't run as fast. So they are going down. And more importantly, brains you can't fake, but no matter how ugly a girl is, the less of them there are on the planet the hotter they get comparatively. So really it's a win for everyone if you're the Brains.
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hahah there is a zombie apocalypse and the first thing you think about is sperm banks... nice.
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Borrow a pair of your wife's panty hose and drop a potato down each leg to simulate zombie boobs.
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Which is why one of the first tactical decisions you make is to find a way to keep the juice going to power one of those joints. The very fate of humanity may be relegated to this. We already have that massive doomsday plant Global Seed Vault in Scandinavia, same thing here. You MAY need this stuff one day!
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And paint them blueish green? Should they be old potatoes, like mushy ones?
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Which is why one of the first tactical decisions you make is to find a way to keep the juice going to power one of those joints. The very fate of humanity may be relegated to this. We already have that massive doomsday plant Global Seed Vault in Scandinavia, same thing here. You MAY need this stuff one day!
I have heard they have other 'seeds' there too. Like that of Einstein, and the Rock, and Walt Disney...you know, the really important genes that we need to pass on.
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Hey, I didn't bring up the sperm banks....
And to hell with sperm banks anyways book. There will be plenty of willing "donors" if a zombie apocalypse comes around. Keeping the juice going to a massive cooling warehouse for food would be a better way to spend those resources.
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Who wants cum that's in a package that looks like a children's snack pack when you can get it fresh from the penis?
There's an ad market begging to get into this demographic.
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Yes and yes, with roots growing out of them all the better.
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He can always hope they had implants.
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