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Furnace keeps going out.My fireplace is battling the cold weather..... and the muthafucka is winning
EDIT: My bad I crashed the dating convo....
Furnace keeps going out.My fireplace is battling the cold weather..... and the muthafucka is winning
EDIT: My bad I crashed the dating convo....
It's supposed to snow tomorrow and I am suiting up for an internship fair. Suit and tie with snowshoes? Awwww yea.
Some of the bitches in the law office across the hall have nice asses....
Go over and start tongue punching their fart boxes. Get to work.
Client services people view IT people the way customer's view McDonalds employees...
"When is my burger going to be ready?"
"I make the fries.... thats what you are seeing me do is make fries"
"So like 5 mins maybe? You guys have all the burger patties you need right?"
"Again I make fries, I DONT make burgers.... the best I could do is ask the burger guys"
"Ok so I will tell everyone to expect Tuna sandwiches in the next 30 seconds"
"What? We don't even make Tuna sandwiches here"
"We don't? Well can't you make Tuna out of the burger meat somehow?"
"Again I DONT FUCKING MAKE BURGERS"
"What does that have to do with making Tuna sandwiches?"
*sigh*
"Ok I will just tell them 1 minute all their Tuna sandwiches and Burgers will be ready, thanks"
Or do heroin and accupuncture.I have pins & needles in my arm. Don't fall asleep in chairs.
Or do heroin and accupuncture.