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AussieBear
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maybe i join the australian defence in a reserve role.. hmm... yeah maybe..
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Pretty sure they have age and Fitness requirements...no old fat guys
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age limit varies depending on the job specialty n branch.. but 60 is the oldest i think, im not sure what job that would be.. i think i saw base security limit @ 60.. cooks age limit to join was 55..
i am fat though.. but its more about fitness test..
i could pass the push ups.. 15 perfect form minimum for males.. real sit ups nah i couldnt do it..@ 45.. the running beep test.. id fail as is too.. 7.5 is the requirement. .but after a few months i could do the sit ups n run test if i focus on that training.. in 9 months id slay them..
reserves work 20 to 100 days a year here. tax free.. i may get serious about looking in to it when i get in shape..
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This weather reminds me of Von Miller
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been a section manager fer a couple of weeks in retail nearly two decades ago.. i be wonder if i can translate that experience into a store manager @ some lil rural aussie grocery sto.
idk why.. but aussie gunna go down there tomorrow and see if i can sales me way into a job im not qualified for.
its okay muney.. its owned by some indians.. so im assuming id have to work the register too.. n its salary, so im also assuming deez fucks gonna expect long hours.. idk if i wanna do that.. but ive never been no retail store manager n im all about experiences... yes...i will try n play da game.. going in wiff me HHH mask on
[video=youtube;FYmm5YQSv2I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYmm5YQSv2I[/video]
idk why.. but aussie gunna go down there tomorrow and see if i can sales me way into a job im not qualified for.
its okay muney.. its owned by some indians.. so im assuming id have to work the register too.. n its salary, so im also assuming deez fucks gonna expect long hours.. idk if i wanna do that.. but ive never been no retail store manager n im all about experiences... yes...i will try n play da game.. going in wiff me HHH mask on
[video=youtube;FYmm5YQSv2I]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYmm5YQSv2I[/video]
AussieBear
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yeah its 3:15 am.. dune did finish me store manager specific cover letter n resume.. haha... trying to pull experiences from other thangs to make me short retail management gig seem guud.. christ.. they open at 5 am so imma hit em early with a surprise attack while they might not be thinking clearly.. dont hate da playa... got me game face ready
AussieBear
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christ.. the 5am strategy backfired.. DA MAN wasnt there.. with a manager down i was hoping DA MAN was there..... but at least DA MAN will know i showed up at 5am..
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Is there a filter or something I can run those last few posts through to translate them into readable English?
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I created a program that will translate Aussie speak. Please deposit $15 into my paypal account.
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well i aint be into dream interpretations. but one of me old celeb crushes when she looking like dis (cause some time she dont look as guud)
finally showed up in me dreams all these years later.. she wasn't dressed like dat..but she was coming on to me and i was bout to **** her....
BUTTTTTT
then was awoken by da family..
wtf
finally showed up in me dreams all these years later.. she wasn't dressed like dat..but she was coming on to me and i was bout to **** her....
BUTTTTTT
then was awoken by da family..
wtf
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well i aint be into dream interpretations. but one of me old celeb crushes when she looking like dis (cause some time she dont look as guud)
finally showed up in me dreams all these years later.. she wasn't dressed like dat..but she was coming on to me and i was bout to **** her....
BUTTTTTT
then was awoken by da family..
wtf
Married to Ali G so you two might hit it off.
AussieBear
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more like a puddle of tears n disappointment.. me one chance to hit da isla.. i definitely get a hallpass for her..