Really?
So I try to kill you but have bad aim, I will be arrested for attempted murder, not murder. However; if I get into a car, drunk, with my keys on me, I will be charged with DUI?
That kind of makes me want to go back to the US, get blindingly drunk, jump in my car with my keys on me and take a nap.
When the cops come to arrest me, my blood-alcohol level will be sky high. I will then point out that:
1. the keys do not fit the ignition.
2. the tires are made of edible cake made to look like tires.
3. there is zero gasoline in the fuel tank.
4. there is no engine in the car
5. and, finally, everything of the car besides the seat I was sitting on is made of edible materials like this Willy Wonka scene.