Orlando in the News Again

[ijustposthere]

I don't know if I should laugh. That's either hysterically funny or really fucked up.

I laughed but felt bad about it.

 

[xer0h0ur]

Chalk this up as dumbass parents, as a former resident of Florida the last fucking place I would be at, let alone my kids play in is freshwater at dark. Gators are everywhere, and they move quickly from water hole to water hole.

They can't all dive into ditches and wrastle gators breh. Only us BigFoots have them talents.

 

[Ares]

They can't all dive into ditches and wrastle gators breh. Only us BigFoots have them talents.

Gators like giant human enchiladas breh.... u best steer clear of dem lagoons

 

[Bigfoot]

They can't all dive into ditches and wrastle gators breh. Only us BigFoots have them talents.

You still remember that, I was so close to having a pet gator

 

[Desperado34]

****.

 

[Desperado34]

Gets me every time.

 

[Desperado34]

The body was intact?

I prefer not to think about that, man what a shitty thing. If I was that Father you may as well throw me in a mental institution and suicide watch.

 

[Bigfoot]

I prefer not to think about that, man what a shitty thing. If I was that Father you may as well throw me in a mental institution and suicide watch.

So your saying if you were the father you already failed 1 child that got snatched by a Gator, now you are failing the other child by going to a mental institution. Not good desp not good

 

[Desperado34]

Didn't know he had another kid my man, either way gotta be tough bro.

 

[didshereallysaythat]

Although rare, gators can even be found in the ocean. If you are gonna go swimming in Florida, might as well go to the pool.

 

[Urblock]

I prefer not to think about that, man what a shitty thing. If I was that Father you may as well throw me in a mental institution and suicide watch.

Pretty sure you will make it to that institution without help from a gator.

 

[SilenceS]

Although rare, gators can even be found in the ocean. If you are gonna go swimming in Florida, might as well go to the pool.

Da fuq? Are you trolling me? Alligators are fresh water animals. I mean I could catch one and throw him in the ocean and hope he mates with a dolphin and we get a Gatordolphin, but Remy would punch it and I dont want that.

 

[didshereallysaythat]

Da fuq? Are you trolling me? Alligators are fresh water animals. I mean I could catch one and throw him in the ocean and hope he mates with a dolphin and we get a Gatordolphin, but Remy would punch it and I dont want that.

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2014...-ocean-sends-florida-swimmers-scrambling.html

I have heard other stories as well. I am sure it is really rare but still..

 

[Desperado34]

Pretty sure you will make it to that institution without help from a gator.

I assure you i won't. Making accusations of people on a forum??! Cmon

 

[SilenceS]

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2014...-ocean-sends-florida-swimmers-scrambling.html

I have heard other stories as well. I am sure it is really rare but still..

So, they dont live in the Ocean.

 

[didshereallysaythat]

So, they dont live in the Ocean.

No, but does that really matter if you do come in contact with one in the ocean?

 

[Bigfoot]

Da fuq? Are you trolling me? Alligators are fresh water animals. I mean I could catch one and throw him in the ocean and hope he mates with a dolphin and we get a Gatordolphin, but Remy would punch it and I dont want that.

I've seen Gators around Venice FL in the Gulf swimming. They are slowly adapting to ocean waters although it isn't as bad as Bull Sharks in the canal waters

 

[SilenceS]

No, but does that really matter if you do come in contact with one in the ocean?

Yes, because I would poke one in the eye and three stooge my way out. A pack of them is a little more difficult to maneuver

 

[SilenceS]

I've seen Gators around Venice FL in the Gulf swimming. They are slowly adapting to ocean waters although it isn't as bad as Bull Sharks in the canal waters

Ive always been around bull sharks. They are in Lake Ponchatrain. Been there my whole life and its mind boggling how they have to remind people because people be stup and dont watch their surroundings once again.

 

[Bigfoot]

Ive always been around bull sharks. They are in Lake Ponchatrain. Been there my whole life and its mind boggling how they have to remind people because people be stup and dont watch their surroundings once again.

Agree it is mind boggling. I always laugh when people would jump in the canals to swim by my old house. You have a pool, but nah gonna jump in a gator infested canal. Gators be thinking hell yeah easy meal here.