Parkey is horrible

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We can't really cut him. We signed him to a 4 yr/$15 mil contract with $9mil guaranteed. 4th highest paid kicker in the league

All he has to do is cost them another game and he'll surely be gone....eat the loss of cash and move on. Its a pittance compared to the money they invested elsewhere on this team.
 

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He already cost us at least one game. Then missing 2 extra points in the same half? This team is looking like a playoff team that could actually make noise in said playoffs. He's a liability and he needs to go. Especially if the Bears crush the Lions which is looking likely at this rate.

K. I'm not disagreeing but we are handcuffed to his contract.
 

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K. I'm not disagreeing but we are handcuffed to his contract.

Actually we aren't. We would just have to be able to sign a veteran on a very cheap 2 year deal. Not sure that's possible. I think we definitely draft a kicker late this year for competition.
 

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we knew this guy has been bad, they have yet to even bring in some kickers to try out.
 

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Parkey is a freaking joke
 

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Pretty sure he just lost his job

Defense might have just saved it

Blowout and things will slide.
 

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Can we please fire this fucker yet?
 

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Parkey is just trolling all of chicago now
 

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Goodbye. Wish I could be as shitty at a job as he is and get $9million. This is on Pace and Nagy's terrible conservative playcalling.
 

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Good thing we got cute the last 2 drives. So our kicker can leave 6 more points on the field. Jesus fucking christ. Get this little fuck off the field FOR GOOD.
 

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4 uprights? At least he is consistant
 

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This Front Office hasn't found a good kicker since Gould, in fact Pace inherited Gould so really Pace hasn't signed a good kicker his entire tenure. That's unbelievable.
 

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First time I saw him kick I knew this guy was going to be a problem.

I cannot understand why teams tolerate shakey kickers.

It's like the curse of Robbie Gould out there.
 

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Are there any kickers available that are notable?
 

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