Parkey is horrible

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What should happen to Parkey?

1) Be cut immediately.

2) Get sentenced to 20 months in correctional institution.

3) Get deported back to Honduras.

My pick is option 2. Discuss.


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Can you make this into a poll please?
 

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He literally made history and now you guys want him deported to Honduras? Wtf??
 

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Maybe being stuck with such a horrible name like 'Cody Parkey' is punishment enough.
 

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It's Parker - try to keep up.:confused:
 

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#Bears coach Matt Nagy reiterates team will not try out kickers but there's "a possibility" PK Cody Parkey could go down to Soldier Field during the week to practice.

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10:52 AM - Nov 12, 2018
 

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Just the first option will do. No need to overreact.
 

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Cairo Santos just got picked up by the Bucs. So there's another option gone.
 

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Cairo Santos just got picked up by the Bucs. So there's another option gone.

I believe that was also, Jesus Christ's doing. Just as Parkey hitting the upright all those times was. Jesus is a Bucs fan.

Now you know why the world is so fucked up.
 

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#Bears coach Matt Nagy reiterates team will not try out kickers but there's "a possibility" PK Cody Parkey could go down to Soldier Field during the week to practice.

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10:52 AM - Nov 12, 2018
They should have him kicking in his undies.
 

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Pretty much all shit.

https://247sports.com/nfl/chicago-b...rs-replace-Cody-Parkey-124598527/#124598527_5

Cairos Santos
Blair Walsh
Nick Novak
Roberto Agayuo
Kai Forbath

Being a Bears fan in ATL, would it be worth looking at the kicker they've been using the last few weeks with Matt Bryant out. His name is Giorgio Tavecchio and supposedly Matt Bryant may be back as early as this weekend and Tavecchio will be looking for a new gig. I'd at least bring him in and try him out once the Falcons are done with him. I'm pretty sure he's been pretty consistent and reliable in the fill in role for them.
 

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Bob LeGere
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#Bears coach Matt Nagy reiterates team will not try out kickers but there's "a possibility" PK Cody Parkey could go down to Soldier Field during the week to practice.

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10:52 AM - Nov 12, 2018

This would make sense.
 

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This would make sense.

Gets paid $9million to kick a fucking ball. Then doesn't want the inconveniences of city traffic. Fuck this guy.
 

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