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Shawon0Meter

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Haven't bought any lotto tickets recently but I play occasionally

The big jackpot motivating people to buy has always made me wonder....you really couldn't use the extra $30 million? $100 million?
 

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Helpful tips if y'all queens do win.

1. Immediately sign the back of your ticket. The way you claim is a signature on the ticket and drivers license. So, if you don't sign the ticket and someone murder,death,kills you(RIP Grimson). They can jack your shit and sign it themselves and be rich.

2. Find out if your state allows for anonymous collection. Most states don't as they make it public record.

3. Hire the best set of lawyers and financial advisers a person can get before you claim it. Don't hire a guy like Saul Goodman.

4. Don't go around spending and telling everyone. It will make your life miserable. People will call you and harass you the rest of your life for money.

5. Find a good charity. Need to give something back for your fortunate luck and the tax write off isn't bad either.

6. Hang on to your nuts because "The World is Your's"
 

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Haven't bought any lotto tickets recently but I play occasionally

The big jackpot motivating people to buy has always made me wonder....you really couldn't use the extra $30 million? $100 million?

Probably could cause the taxes are going to be something to behold.
 

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I bet if Grimson wins he'll buy the Blackhawks just to waive Toews.
 

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I would also hire a high powered lawyer to sue -didshereallysaythat for the ten bucks he owes me!
 

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I would take ten folks from this site to the Bear home opener in a luxery box.
The party would be epic.
 

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Haven't bought any lotto tickets recently but I play occasionally

The big jackpot motivating people to buy has always made me wonder....you really couldn't use the extra $30 million? $100 million?
Sure, but most but it at this point for the "why the hell not" factor.

Sent from my bathroom using toilet talk
 

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Ok so i fucked up and did not buy tix in time so I already bought 10 tix for sat nights drawing.
 

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Ok so i fucked up and did not buy tix in time so I already bought 10 tix for sat nights drawing.

How pissed would you be if you matched all the numbers, but realized you bought the ticket too late?
 

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Completely devasted, lol.
 

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Okay boys. Doubling down on this one. Increased jackpot means I would be renting the skyboxes at Soldier Field for a full season and bringing all you fucks for the fun. High class hookers are still the post-game celebration regardless of win or loss.
 

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Okay boys. Doubling down on this one. Increased jackpot means I would be renting the skyboxes at Soldier Field for a full season and bringing all you fucks for the fun. High class hookers are still the post-game celebration regardless of win or loss.

In all seriousness... If I were to win, renting a skybox for 20-30 of you guys would be a blast. I'd love to sit around and watch a game with some of you turds.
 

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I would take my brothers out to dinner at the most expensive restaurant in Vegas, then we would rent out a strip club for the night.
 

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