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I cant wait for it to get to 2 billion then Obama writes an executive order that its his for the good of the country!

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Just so everybody is aware, if I win I'm buying this site from Rush for an egregious amount of money, banning all forms of moderation and will watch it burn.
 

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Now that is the definition of a you know what. "Honey we won the powerball?" "YES! Now I can be that big time heroin dealer I always wanted to be." - Fucking moron.
 

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Now that is the definition of a you know what. "Honey we won the powerball?" "YES! Now I can be that big time heroin dealer I always wanted to be." - Fucking moron.

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How much is an NFL franchise nowadays?
 

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I would set aside 100 million for future/savings. I would use 100m for play/johnny manziel type things. I'd pay off the debt of myself, immediate family, close friends. Hook everybody up with a nice chunk of cash. And I would even take to CCS and hook each poster (yes you dickbags) up with 50k-100k depending on how good I feel at the moment. And then do the same for friends.
 

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Breh, y u no dispense Google bucks nao?
 

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jackpot- $1,300,000,000

lump sum : (approx) $806,000,000.00 / $486,824,000.00 (after 39.6% federal tax)

payments - average (annuitized payments - check specific lottery rules) per year ( 1 initial payment and annuitized pymts for 29 additional years. ) :
(approx) $43,333,333.00 / $26,173,333.00 (after 39.6% federal tax)


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Just stupid rich man. I probably wouldn't remember the rest of my life because I'd be so fucked up on a daily basis lol.
 

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Lump sum after taxes is $486 mil ... Thats generational wealth at this point.

400 mil gets invested and I draw 3% off a year to live off of. 12 mil a year (or $32,800 per day) is my budget and that should allow us to live in the finest resorts on the best beaches. Perhaps we stay for a week or a month but When we are tired of a spot then its time to move on to the next resort. I probably wouldnt own a home for years until we have seen every beach & dove every reef worth checking out. Then maybe we buy a house on our favorite beach to settle down in. On another note I doubt I would ever drive again.... Why bother?



The $400mil should maintain or grow depending on the economy. With legal guidance we will set up something that will outlive us, provide for our son and his offspring. Our descendants should set up to be first class douches after a couple generations. Im good with that.

The other $86 mil is setup & "fun money". Family, charities, initial buys, LAWYER fees or whatever crosses my mind to make happen
 

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I would set aside 100 million for future/savings. I would use 100m for play/johnny manziel type things. I'd pay off the debt of myself, immediate family, close friends. Hook everybody up with a nice chunk of cash. And I would even take to CCS and hook each poster (yes you dickbags) up with 50k-100k depending on how good I feel at the moment. And then do the same for friends.

I got a plan in my head for every dime. First thing would be sitting down with a financial advisor and relaying those plans. I'd like to set up a trust or something that would be for paying off debt for someone or a few people every month. First it would be for everyone close, then just open it up for people to send applications and help as many as possible.

I would buy some land, like 50+ acres for my ranch. We want to do a ranch for foster kid who age out of the system and don't have anywhere to really go. Teach them basics of being on your own and being successful. We'd also do family retreats for struggling families. I'd tell the advisor to make it so we are just sustained off interest or investment income.
 

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Being an unapologetically petty and vindictive individual, I would spend every dime tracking down each and every person who has ever offered me even the most minor slight or insult (real or imagined) and make it my life's sole purpose to destroy their lives, their families lives, and to crush everything they've ever loved in diabolically inventive ways while they helplessly look on as their every dream is obliterated before their eyes.

But that's just me, and I'm unlikely to win, so most of you are probably safe.... for now
 

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I would set aside 100 million for future/savings. I would use 100m for play/johnny manziel type things. I'd pay off the debt of myself, immediate family, close friends. Hook everybody up with a nice chunk of cash. And I would even take to CCS and hook each poster (yes you dickbags) up with 50k-100k depending on how good I feel at the moment. And then do the same for friends.
What about your hard working Mods?
 

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fuckin sucks hahaha
 

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They say you are more likely to become a billionaire on your own than to win the lottery.
 

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