Quotes from our members

[Rdrhwke]

[quote name="bri"]I'm not trying t be judgmental, especially since my mom said I loved my plug when I was a baby. That probably partially explains why I have such oral fixations today, but that a whole other story.[/quote]



Sorry Bri, too good to pass up.

 

[klemmer]

[quote name="phranchk"]
[quote name="bri"]

Now Klem, you know there was more to my statement than that. By leaving the rest out you make me sound like a 5 year old lesbian. Hun, at that age I was in to...........Bi-Curious George. And I admit there were a few incidents that shocked my mom,......this .........one of them.[/quote]

It's amazing the things people say with a little creative editing.[/quote]



"Never let the facts get in the way of a good story or quote"

 

[klemmer]

"So I guess this means your wife let you have your balls back for the day." bri, to bubbleheadchief

 

[IceHogsFan]

[quote name="bubbleheadchief"]HOLY SHIT I made the quote list twice.[/quote]





It is not always good to be on "THE" list.



Just sayin'

 

[E Runs]

his record as a GM sucks holy balls. Keenan actually started the downward spiral of this organization with his awful drafts. Lucky for him Mike Smith came along and trumped those drafts with even uglier drafts of his own. -Maiden discussing Mike Keenan

 

[sth]

bri wrote:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh and who is that greasy old guy on ESPN who they let talk about hockey? Can't they afford to hire someone that actually knows something?

 

[klemmer]

Didn't know where to post this, didn't want to start a new thread: How much does it cost to park? IE, are the $25 lots more expensive? -genefoley



As opposed to the $20 lots, yes, the $25 lots are more expensive. -jaxhawksfan

 

[nana]

In response to thanson1990 saying "I don't really post often, more of a reader."



[quote name="the canadian dream"] Let me be the first to say we are sorry.[/quote]

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

[quote name="LordKOTL"]Today's moment of Zen.



Buff lays a hit on Pronger that makes Campbell's hit on Umberger look like a lovetap. Then, Eager comes over, prys Pronger's jaws open, then takes a big steaming shit in his piehole.[/quote]

 

[klemmer]

TCD: Having a job in the adult film industry I have been fielding calls from Channels 287, 288, 289 and 301. Not sure why 300 hasn't called yet.





Spunky Porkstacker: Not only do they have size requirements they don't use fluffers from the *** porn industry.

 

[Tater]

"Not sure how I'm going to sleep tonight. It feels like the night before Christmas, but if there was a real possibility that Santa might shit in your stocking."



- Razzberry

 

[Ymono37]

[quote name="thecanadiandream"]I can't get enough of Kane skating down the ice towards Niemi jumping up and down like he got a super nintendo for Christmas.[/quote]

 

[nana]

[quote name="TJD"]

She never played in an actual game. While it's still impressive that she did play in a preseason game, there has never been an actual woman outside of Crosby to have played in a official regular season game.[/quote]

 

[Guest]

[quote name="nana"][/quote]

I FINALLY MADE IT!!!

 

[DBQHawkFan]

"Most of you ******* wouldn't know a great performance if it hit you in the ball." - Maiden to Howcho for dissing Niemi's Play Off performances.

 

[Rdrhwke]

Another gem from Bri......yes folks, she rules. :clap:



[quote name="bri"]You can't even get a good vibrator for $25 and from the looks of him she needs one.[/quote]

 

[bierboy]

It's not from a member, but I do like JT's in my sig...

 

[bierboy]

[quote name="klemmer"]"Never sacrifice a virgin; the gods don't like sacrifices that aren't willing to put out."- LordKOTL[/quote]

I actually had that one in my sig for awhile after Lord posted it...great one.

 

[LordKOTL]

[quote name="bierboy"]

I actually had that one in my sig for awhile after Lord posted it...great one.[/quote]

Well, think about it in the modern context for a moment...



We'd have to assume that any deity requiring a human sacrifice does so for the sake of consumption or as a sex toy, which are the only 2 reasons I can come up with that have anything to do with sexuality. Based on the consumption motif, we'd have to think that for qualifying for avatar or demigod status, much less deity, they'd know how to clean and dress a corpse for consumption, so any lovejuice flavoring wouldn't be an issue unless said deity was anaplylactic to it--and given the rate of human skin moulting, it would not be a "virgins only" issue, it would be a "no sex within 2 weeks" issue.



(Can you tell i have too much free time yet?)



So, assuming the sex toy issue, we also have to assume the following: the human must be dead. I hear the last time a deity tried a live human, he hasn't stopped hearing about it since, so, for the sake of peace and quiet from the human side of things, the sacrifice must be dead and the deity than uses the spirit.



Now, negating the notion that virgin sacrifices are just a method to make young girls put out, we have to consider who dies a virgin. 1st off, young kids. I ask you this...does any deity who happens to be a kiddie fiddler deserve your worship, or should they soon be a victim of deicide--band or act? In this line or reasoning, the defense rests.



Now, consider those of age that die as virgins. Folks, just like humans, anyone past the age of 23 who's not got their pole varnished or had the baby's bedroom painted white...there's a reason for it. They are dieties with a self-esteem complex, and as such, aren't deserving of human worship.



As such, any deity worth their salt would request a sacrifice that knows how to **** and is not all trasked out...much like their human companions.

 

[Tater]

[quote name="LordKOTL"]

Well, think about it in the modern context for a moment...



We'd have to assume that any deity requiring a human sacrifice does so for the sake of consumption or as a sex toy, which are the only 2 reasons I can come up with that have anything to do with sexuality. Based on the consumption motif, we'd have to think that for qualifying for avatar or demigod status, much less deity, they'd know how to clean and dress a corpse for consumption, so any lovejuice flavoring wouldn't be an issue unless said deity was anaplylactic to it--and given the rate of human skin moulting, it would not be a "virgins only" issue, it would be a "no sex within 2 weeks" issue.



(Can you tell i have too much free time yet?)



So, assuming the sex toy issue, we also have to assume the following: the human must be dead. I hear the last time a deity tried a live human, he hasn't stopped hearing about it since, so, for the sake of peace and quiet from the human side of things, the sacrifice must be dead and the deity than uses the spirit.



Now, negating the notion that virgin sacrifices are just a method to make young girls put out, we have to consider who dies a virgin. 1st off, young kids. I ask you this...does any deity who happens to be a kiddie fiddler deserve your worship, or should they soon be a victim of deicide--band or act? In this line or reasoning, the defense rests.



Now, consider those of age that die as virgins. Folks, just like humans, anyone past the age of 23 who's not got their pole varnished or had the baby's bedroom painted white...there's a reason for it. They are dieties with a self-esteem complex, and as such, aren't deserving of human worship.



As such, any deity worth their salt would request a sacrifice that knows how to **** and is not all trasked out...much like their human companions. [/quote]



Dude!!! You just made my cranium explode.