Quotes from our members

[Tater]

"That reminds me.....



Honey, the pull start dildo arrived today. I am gonna head out and get some gas."



-Jakobeast

 

[CLWolf81]

[quote name="Rdrhwke"]



Yes, she learned she can still make us laugh. :clap: :clap:[/quote]



Ironic thing about it, I too, also went to Catholic school as well. I was never that innocent, though.



Luckily for me, I wasn't one of the males touched by a priest... yet I still ended up ***. I still have no clue how that happened if I was never touched by a priest.

 

[jakobeast]

[quote name="CLWolf81"]



Ironic thing about it, I too, also went to Catholic school as well. I was never that innocent, though.



Luckily for me, I wasn't one of the males touched by a priest... yet I still ended up ***. I still have no clue how that happened if I was never touched by a priest.[/quote]



I would be pissed if I were you. I think you're hot enough to have a priest diddle you.

 

[Tater]

"I forgot to mention yesterday that if anyone wants an anus they can have mine. It's never been used or anything. I would like to see someone get some enjoyment out of it. I've offered it to all the males I know, but have had no takers."



-another Bri instant classic

 

[Rdrhwke]

[quote name="Tater"]"I forgot to mention yesterday that if anyone wants an anus they can have mine. It's never been used or anything. I would like to see someone get some enjoyment out of it. I've offered it to all the males I know, but have had no takers."



-another Bri instant classic[/quote]



Pure gold.

 

[bri]

[quote name="Tater"]"I forgot to mention yesterday that if anyone wants an anus they can have mine. It's never been used or anything. I would like to see someone get some enjoyment out of it. I've offered it to all the males I know, but have had no takers."



-another Bri instant classic[/quote]





Hey, Tater Tot. You left off some important information there didn't you? Let me guess, you work for Fox News.

 

[Rdrhwke]

[quote name="bri"]





Hey, Tater Tot. You left off some important information there didn't you? Let me guess, you work for Fox News.[/quote]



Tater Tot...... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



You're on a roll Bri.

 

[Guest]

"What do you have a pencil"? ---- Bri

 

[KRAZYHWKFAN]

[quote name="LordKOTL"]



If this was the case, I bet you within 24 hours of the news being broke bri would be driving down the Eisenhower with Bowman's head on a pike screaming like a banshee and using his blood as war paint.[/quote]

 

[LordKOTL]

[quote name="R K"]"What do you have a pencil"? ---- Bri[/quote]



When I hear this, I can't help but think of the Bette Midler/George Carlin classic:



"Needle-dick the Bug-f*cker"

 

[Rdrhwke]

[quote name="TSD"]All marriage is, is a fucking piece of paper that says "if and when your relationship goes down the shitter, its going to be a giant pain in the ass for both of you!"[/quote]

 

[Tater]

"The extra corn nibs and peanuts that he brings to the crap pile is just what the Wings needed to bolster themselves to the highest shit stack ever."



-The Canadian Dream regard Modano to Detroit.

 

[Rdrhwke]

This one belongs with the classics.

Apparently that is the only thing he scores on.

 

[Tater]

Bri:



"Hun, you should be well acquainted with ***** slapping. You're a Canucks fan."