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who else in the $3M bracket could we have afforded to get rid of--reasonably? Seabs? I don't think so--and Bri would disembowel you with a plastic spork if you even mentioned it. ~LordKOTL
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Dude!!! You just made my cranium explode.[/quote]
Those are the kind of thoughts that made me get used to the snug comfort of a straightjacket
Oh, and fanof19--if someone here seriously mentioned that we should have tried to trade Seabs away before Buff or Versteeg, couldn't you see Bri diembowleing them with a plastic spork?
Dude!!! You just made my cranium explode.[/quote]
Those are the kind of thoughts that made me get used to the snug comfort of a straightjacket
Oh, and fanof19--if someone here seriously mentioned that we should have tried to trade Seabs away before Buff or Versteeg, couldn't you see Bri diembowleing them with a plastic spork?
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We all know that if someone suggested moving Seabs, Bri's spork would go for their junk.
I kid I kid. :lol:
I kid I kid. :lol:
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[quote name="LordKOTL"]
Those are the kind of thoughts that made me get used to the snug comfort of a straightjacket
Oh, and fanof19--if someone here seriously mentioned that we should have tried to trade Seabs away before Buff or Versteeg, couldn't you see Bri diembowleing them with a plastic spork?[/quote]
she'd be on a rage worse than Elin with a 9 iron
Those are the kind of thoughts that made me get used to the snug comfort of a straightjacket
Oh, and fanof19--if someone here seriously mentioned that we should have tried to trade Seabs away before Buff or Versteeg, couldn't you see Bri diembowleing them with a plastic spork?[/quote]
she'd be on a rage worse than Elin with a 9 iron
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[quote name="LordKOTL"]
Well, think about it in the modern context for a moment...
We'd have to assume that any deity requiring a human sacrifice does so for the sake of consumption or as a sex toy, which are the only 2 reasons I can come up with that have anything to do with sexuality. Based on the consumption motif, we'd have to think that for qualifying for avatar or demigod status, much less deity, they'd know how to clean and dress a corpse for consumption, so any lovejuice flavoring wouldn't be an issue unless said deity was anaplylactic to it--and given the rate of human skin moulting, it would not be a "virgins only" issue, it would be a "no sex within 2 weeks" issue.
(Can you tell i have too much free time yet?)
So, assuming the sex toy issue, we also have to assume the following: the human must be dead. I hear the last time a deity tried a live human, he hasn't stopped hearing about it since, so, for the sake of peace and quiet from the human side of things, the sacrifice must be dead and the deity than uses the spirit.
Now, negating the notion that virgin sacrifices are just a method to make young girls put out, we have to consider who dies a virgin. 1st off, young kids. I ask you this...does any deity who happens to be a kiddie fiddler deserve your worship, or should they soon be a victim of deicide--band or act? In this line or reasoning, the defense rests.
Now, consider those of age that die as virgins. Folks, just like humans, anyone past the age of 23 who's not got their pole varnished or had the baby's bedroom painted white...there's a reason for it. They are dieties with a self-esteem complex, and as such, aren't deserving of human worship.
As such, any deity worth their salt would request a sacrifice that knows how to **** and is not all trasked out...much like their human companions.[/quote]
WOO! I'm safe
Well, think about it in the modern context for a moment...
We'd have to assume that any deity requiring a human sacrifice does so for the sake of consumption or as a sex toy, which are the only 2 reasons I can come up with that have anything to do with sexuality. Based on the consumption motif, we'd have to think that for qualifying for avatar or demigod status, much less deity, they'd know how to clean and dress a corpse for consumption, so any lovejuice flavoring wouldn't be an issue unless said deity was anaplylactic to it--and given the rate of human skin moulting, it would not be a "virgins only" issue, it would be a "no sex within 2 weeks" issue.
(Can you tell i have too much free time yet?)
So, assuming the sex toy issue, we also have to assume the following: the human must be dead. I hear the last time a deity tried a live human, he hasn't stopped hearing about it since, so, for the sake of peace and quiet from the human side of things, the sacrifice must be dead and the deity than uses the spirit.
Now, negating the notion that virgin sacrifices are just a method to make young girls put out, we have to consider who dies a virgin. 1st off, young kids. I ask you this...does any deity who happens to be a kiddie fiddler deserve your worship, or should they soon be a victim of deicide--band or act? In this line or reasoning, the defense rests.
Now, consider those of age that die as virgins. Folks, just like humans, anyone past the age of 23 who's not got their pole varnished or had the baby's bedroom painted white...there's a reason for it. They are dieties with a self-esteem complex, and as such, aren't deserving of human worship.
As such, any deity worth their salt would request a sacrifice that knows how to **** and is not all trasked out...much like their human companions.
[/quote]WOO! I'm safe
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How chunky can vomit get? Modano in Detroit. Only thing worse is if the Canucks and Wings merged somehow and Modano coached the team while wearing a Leafs jersey.
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How chunky can vomit get? Modano in Detroit. Only thing worse is if the Canucks and Wings merged somehow and Modano coached the team while wearing a Leafs jersey.
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[quote name="stu"]Kissed it twice and rubbed it real good. I will NEVER forget that feeling! Ashley said she will never wash her hands again...[/quote]
Stu talking about visiting the cup.
Sounds like an exerpt from a book I'd like to read.
Stu talking about visiting the cup.
Sounds like an exerpt from a book I'd like to read.
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Stu talking about visiting the cup.
Sounds like an exerpt from a book I'd like to read.[/quote]
Also similiar to Bobby's discussion were he said directly to some of us,
"If you stick around long enough you may get a second chance to kick the cat."
Stu talking about visiting the cup.
Sounds like an exerpt from a book I'd like to read.[/quote]
Also similiar to Bobby's discussion were he said directly to some of us,
"If you stick around long enough you may get a second chance to kick the cat."
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Also similiar to Bobby's discussion were he said directly to some of us,
"If you stick around long enough you may get a second chance to kick the cat."[/quote]
Yea but he first said that at the UC in front of 22,000 people.
I just reminded him to say it again. :dance:
Also similiar to Bobby's discussion were he said directly to some of us,
"If you stick around long enough you may get a second chance to kick the cat."[/quote]
Yea but he first said that at the UC in front of 22,000 people.
I just reminded him to say it again. :dance:
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Masshavoc. I'm assuming he meant "Something this subjective is going to get more whining then crosby on his birthday when the pony dies."
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Oh trust, if I could wedge a 3.5-inch heel clad foot up in that no-man's land and then twist and torque from the ankle I would sacrifice the damn shoe![/quote]
This may be in the same category as the Bri spork.
Oh trust, if I could wedge a 3.5-inch heel clad foot up in that no-man's land and then twist and torque from the ankle I would sacrifice the damn shoe![/quote]
This may be in the same category as the Bri spork.
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OMG is that what wanking is. I thought it meant like bitching or complaining. You know how the British call people Bloody Wankers. I call people wankers all the time or tell them to quit their wanking. I didn't know I was telling them to quit doing that. Thanks for the heads up, Hun.[/quote]
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OMG is that what wanking is. I thought it meant like bitching or complaining. You know how the British call people Bloody Wankers. I call people wankers all the time or tell them to quit their wanking. I didn't know I was telling them to quit doing that. Thanks for the heads up, Hun.[/quote]
In the "A Life Lesson For The Ladies Out There" thread
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In the "A Life Lesson For The Ladies Out There" thread[/quote]
I think she learned a serious lesson after that one... Made 2 of us literally facepalm.
In the "A Life Lesson For The Ladies Out There" thread[/quote]
I think she learned a serious lesson after that one... Made 2 of us literally facepalm.
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I think she learned a serious lesson after that one... Made 2 of us literally facepalm.[/quote]
Yes, she learned she can still make us laugh. :clap: :clap:
I think she learned a serious lesson after that one... Made 2 of us literally facepalm.[/quote]
Yes, she learned she can still make us laugh. :clap: :clap: