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My mom is watching a Hallmark movie….

I’ve seen porn with better acting.
 

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I never post in this thread but it if saves someone a couple hours of their life then it’s worth it. This might be the worst movie I’ve ever seen.
It's funny you mentioned fast forwarding for this -- I almost did that like 15-20 minutes in, but I didn't. That opening scene and those initial minutes are quite rough, especially with Julia Roberts, who I never liked from an acting standpoint. The writing also is kind of pretentious in that opening scene (the whole "I fucking hate people" thing, etc.).

I went into this movie already hating it (2 and a half hours long, why?), almost turned it off and/or fast-forwarded, but it did keep my interest until the end. Overall, I certainly didn't hate it and I'd disagree that it's the worst movie I ever saw. It was okay at best, if not blah. I say that because, there are elements that I was still thinking about -- as far as their meaning goes -- even after I saw the movie. Anytime a movie can stick with you like that, they did something kind of right, in my opinion.

Some things are just so blatant. Hawke is a Media Studies teacher. One theme is how many things, including the media, pits people against each other -- a pretty unoriginal theme. Maybe I'm wrong, but "the Huxleys" was a nod to Aldous Huxley, who wrote Brave New World, which shares some themes with the movie (haven't read that in ages, but if I remember correctly).

Like every streaming movie these days, this movie shares the same problems that a movie like "Don't Look Up" has. It tries to throw in too many themes and say too much; and much of what it's trying to say, has already been said ad nauseum. Overall, I'd say Don't Look Up was a much shittier movie than this, so it's got that going on for it, lol.
 

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It's funny you mentioned fast forwarding for this -- I almost did that like 15-20 minutes in, but I didn't. That opening scene and those initial minutes are quite rough, especially with Julia Roberts, who I never liked from an acting standpoint. The writing also is kind of pretentious in that opening scene (the whole "I fucking hate people" thing, etc.).

I went into this movie already hating it (2 and a half hours long, why?), almost turned it off and/or fast-forwarded, but it did keep my interest until the end. Overall, I certainly didn't hate it and I'd disagree that it's the worst movie I ever saw. It was okay at best, if not blah. I say that because, there are elements that I was still thinking about -- as far as their meaning goes -- even after I saw the movie. Anytime a movie can stick with you like that, they did something kind of right, in my opinion.

Some things are just so blatant. Hawke is a Media Studies teacher. One theme is how many things, including the media, pits people against each other -- a pretty unoriginal theme. Maybe I'm wrong, but "the Huxleys" was a nod to Aldous Huxley, who wrote Brave New World, which shares some themes with the movie (haven't read that in ages, but if I remember correctly).

Like every streaming movie these days, this movie shares the same problems that a movie like "Don't Look Up" has. It tries to throw in too many themes and say too much; and much of what it's trying to say, has already been said ad nauseum. Overall, I'd say Don't Look Up was a much shittier movie than this, so it's got that going on for it, lol.


Haha. I liked Don’t Look Up.
 

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Haha. I liked Don’t Look Up.
I'm laughing with you by the way, not at you.

I liked this movie a little better simply because I felt it was a little more subtle with its themes. I also liked the whole idea of renting a place, and the main owners coming back, and what you'd do in that scenario. It was a bit Hitchcockian.
 

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I'm laughing with you by the way, not at you.

I liked this movie a little better simply because I felt it was a little more subtle with its themes. I also liked the whole idea of renting a place, and the main owners coming back, and what you'd do in that scenario. It was a bit Hitchcockian.
The premise was decent. The pacing was just glacial.

Also Julia Roberts character was obnoxious
 

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I had a real hard-on for oppenheimer because i love the history of the manhattan project. After rewatching it, the movie is pretty much shit
 

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I had a real hard-on for oppenheimer because i love the history of the manhattan project. After rewatching it, the movie is pretty much shit

Really wanted to see this but I’ve heard so much negative.
 

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I thought Rebel Moon was awful. I enjoyed Leave the World Behind, but I’m used to Sam Esmail’s directing style from his previous tv show.
 

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I liked the visual stuff from the creator but was otherwise disappointed
 

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It's funny you mentioned fast forwarding for this -- I almost did that like 15-20 minutes in, but I didn't. That opening scene and those initial minutes are quite rough, especially with Julia Roberts, who I never liked from an acting standpoint. The writing also is kind of pretentious in that opening scene (the whole "I fucking hate people" thing, etc.).

I went into this movie already hating it (2 and a half hours long, why?), almost turned it off and/or fast-forwarded, but it did keep my interest until the end. Overall, I certainly didn't hate it and I'd disagree that it's the worst movie I ever saw. It was okay at best, if not blah. I say that because, there are elements that I was still thinking about -- as far as their meaning goes -- even after I saw the movie. Anytime a movie can stick with you like that, they did something kind of right, in my opinion.

Some things are just so blatant. Hawke is a Media Studies teacher. One theme is how many things, including the media, pits people against each other -- a pretty unoriginal theme. Maybe I'm wrong, but "the Huxleys" was a nod to Aldous Huxley, who wrote Brave New World, which shares some themes with the movie (haven't read that in ages, but if I remember correctly).

Like every streaming movie these days, this movie shares the same problems that a movie like "Don't Look Up" has. It tries to throw in too many themes and say too much; and much of what it's trying to say, has already been said ad nauseum. Overall, I'd say Don't Look Up was a much shittier movie than this, so it's got that going on for it, lol.

A buddy of mine reviewed that movie and tore it apart. Also Don't Look Up sucked hard.
 

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Ah damn. I thought he had a site for his reviews, but it's just on his personal Facebook, would feel weird sharing that.

I'll ask him and see what he says.
 

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Ah they're on his Insta
 

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Ah they're on his Insta
Yeah I'd say our opinions are pretty much aligned, although he seems to dislike more than me. I'm a little more forgiving, but I agree, it's your typical unoriginal streaming movie that's blah at best if not sucks outright.
 

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Barbie was solid.
I had a real hard-on for oppenheimer because i love the history of the manhattan project. After rewatching it, the movie is pretty much shit

The wife & I did our own Barbenheimer NYE and these were my findings as well.

Barbie was genuinely entertaining, funny and clever. Maybe a little too "heady" in the third act, but considering the source material....it's a home run.

Oppenheimer was a drag. Murphy & Downing Jr were both solid, but I have come to realize Christopher Nolan is pretty lame when he is not carried by one of his brother's scripts.
 

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That is they're showing Solaris at UC next Thursday y'all. 7 dollar tickets. Cheap date. Anyone want to take me? Almost my birthday.
 

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Barbie... FML
 

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