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Night of the Wild.... you won't regret it.... best unintentional comedy you will ever watch

Save your coupon, there are two versions on Youtube.

Missing about 30 minutes, but it's like watching it on the beach, for some reason.

[video=youtube;BfsAG9E35Bs]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfsAG9E35Bs[/video]
 

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Then there is the version with Aribic sub-titles, because infidels being gnawed on?

[video=youtube;ItzV_kHsi7A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItzV_kHsi7A[/video]
 

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And an awesome one run-on sentence synopsis at IMDB:

In a seemingly quiet town a mysterious meteor shower produces a sinister green meteorite that seems to have a dangerous effect on the dogs that who once were the kind well-behaved dogs we once knew turn into vicious killers and the residents are forced to engage in a battle of man vs beast as man's best friend turns into their worst enemy and one teenage girl named Roslyn has to fight her way through the vicious canines accompanied by her faithful dog shemp they must find a way to survive against the dogs they once called man's best friend
 

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And an awesome one run-on sentence synopsis at IMDB:

In a seemingly quiet town a mysterious meteor shower produces a sinister green meteorite that seems to have a dangerous effect on the dogs that who once were the kind well-behaved dogs we once knew turn into vicious killers and the residents are forced to engage in a battle of man vs beast as man's best friend turns into their worst enemy and one teenage girl named Roslyn has to fight her way through the vicious canines accompanied by her faithful dog shemp they must find a way to survive against the dogs they once called man's best friend

Thanks for the migraine.
 

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And an awesome one run-on sentence synopsis at IMDB:

In a seemingly quiet town a mysterious meteor shower produces a sinister green meteorite that seems to have a dangerous effect on the dogs that who once were the kind well-behaved dogs we once knew turn into vicious killers and the residents are forced to engage in a battle of man vs beast as man's best friend turns into their worst enemy and one teenage girl named Roslyn has to fight her way through the vicious canines accompanied by her faithful dog shemp they must find a way to survive against the dogs they once called man's best friend

I'm not joking when I say it is the most hilarious unintended comedy I've ever watched...

Like 30lb dogs tackling grown adult men who then pretend they are being ripped apart by wolves.

They have one scene with like 12+ people who are on the ground in the street being killed by dogs, and I swear one of the dogs was just licking the face of its "victim"...
 

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I'm not joking when I say it is the most hilarious unintended comedy I've ever watched...

Like 30lb dogs tackling grown adult men who then pretend they are being ripped apart by wolves.

They have one scene with like 12+ people who are on the ground in the street being killed by dogs, and I swear one of the dogs was just licking the face of its "victim"...

You must not have ever watched The Room

[video=youtube_share;tfMTHIwTUXA]https://youtu.be/tfMTHIwTUXA[/video]
 

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And an awesome one run-on sentence synopsis at IMDB:

In a seemingly quiet town a mysterious meteor shower produces a sinister green meteorite that seems to have a dangerous effect on the dogs that who once were the kind well-behaved dogs we once knew turn into vicious killers and the residents are forced to engage in a battle of man vs beast as man's best friend turns into their worst enemy and one teenage girl named Roslyn has to fight her way through the vicious canines accompanied by her faithful dog shemp they must find a way to survive against the dogs they once called man's best friend

Shemp is a great name for a dog. I might steal that one if I ever get a pooch.
 

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Could have been really good. Had potential but felt like they missed the mark.
 

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Marvelous. Even during the lulls there was always something interesting happening.
 

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Transformers the last knight 2/10

I was bored and had nothing to do so I decided to go watch this. Not a good decision. And I'm not a Michael Bay hater.

Special effects were on point. Other than that, this was a steaming pile of garbage. Easily the worst big budget film I've seen since Suicide Squad. The writing was terrible and so was the acting.
 
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Transformers the last knight 2/10

I was bored and had nothing to do so I decided to go watch this. Not a good decision. And I'm not a Michael Bay hater.

Special effects were on point. Other than that, this was a steaming pile of garbage. Easily the worst big budget film I've seen since Suicide Squad. The writing was terrible and so was the acting.

Completely agree, nothing more to add.
 

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Are you now?

I know Michael Bay is a sensitive subject with some people out there, so I figured it was necessary to add that so it doesn't look like I'm attacking the film because it's made by him.
 

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I know Michael Bay is a sensitive subject with some people out there, so I figured it was necessary to add that so it doesn't look like I'm attacking the film because it's made by him.

He is? I honestly don't think I've ever spoken to a person that pointed to any of his work other than The Rock and The Island and said "_______ is a pretty solid flick." Maybe some of the random "horror" movies he has produced have been kind of tolerable? It seems to be a pretty universal sentiment that the guy is useless.
 

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Michael Bay's finest work...

[video=youtube_share;R4rMy1iA268]https://youtu.be/R4rMy1iA268[/video]
 

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The Sting - 10 out of 5

Yes the movie is that good. If you have not seen it, stop what you are doing and watch just outstanding performances by Robert Redford, Paul Newman, Robert Shaw, Charles Dunning, really, everyone is fantastic. Movie is one of the originals on grifting. I highly recommend it.
 

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Welcome to Woop Woop- If you ever get a chance to watch it... well... it is fucked up. 7 of 10 just because it is so randomly bizarre and pointless. Several laugh out loud moments.... one of which is a woman referring to her vagina as her "spam mattresses".


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Saw The Big Sick and Baby Driver last weekend... Enjoyed both of them... Tried the Dolby Theater at AMC 24 in Barrington for Baby Driver... That's pretty damn cool. Laser projection, IMAX sized screen, 360 surround and subs under the seats...
 

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