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This lockout isn't ending soon, however you can see Patrick Kane play in Switzerland if you like to travel!



EHC Biel it is
 
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Wait what? are you saying he's going to play in Switzerland? I call bullshit, he's too lazy and undisciplined for that. He should just just laying around the bar banging sluts.
 

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Wait what? are you saying he's going to play in Switzerland? I call bullshit, he's too lazy and undisciplined for that. He should just just laying around the bar banging sluts.
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We could all be so lucky...
 

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Looking at the EHC Biel team roster page I have just one observation: that's a whole lot of dramatical himbo beefcake and gratuitous objectfication! You better work that camera like it's your cheesy ***** Kaner. The Swiss clearly know what the people want.



http://www.ehcb.ch/i...emid=86&lang=de



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HAHAHAHAH! THAT LINK IS AWESOME!!! Wow... Wow... I half expected to see this picture as starting goalie in the roster:



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That's hilarious. Looks like a movie poster for 300.
 

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bookjones said:
Looking at the EHC Biel team roster page I have just one onservation: that's a whole lot of dramatical himbo beefcake and gratuitous objectfication! You better work that camera like it's your cheesy ***** Kaner. The Swiss clearly know what the people want.



http://www.ehcb.ch/i...emid=86&lang=de



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ETA: This post needs 100% more Joey.



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This is what the world has been waiting for. Step up, every other team everywhere. You have been served!



Good day!
 

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The Mule said:
This is what the world has been waiting for. Step up, every other team everywhere. You have been served!



Good day!
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My thoughts exactly---I am on board with the NHL mandating this himbo-ification website change for all teams once hockey resumes some day. This is nothing so much as EHC Biel shamelessly trying to "borrow" from the buzz and awesomeness of the TV series "Spartacus". As I fangirl HARD on "Spartacus" like a crack hoe to the pipe and the wait for the final season to premiere in Jan. 2013 is really trying at this juncture, I support any efforts by other entities to give me a "fix" as it were. Quite frankly, I can already picture The Handsomest Goal Scorer That Ever Handsomed, maybe a couple of Staals, Lundqvist (which not only would make the fangirls happy but also Stu so there's that), Selanne, Pyatt, Stalberg, Vinnie, Laich, etc., etc.
 

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My thoughts exactly---I am on board with the NHL mandating this himbo-ification website change for all teams once hockey resumes some day. This is nothing so much as EHC Biel shamelessly trying to "borrow" from the buzz and awesomeness of the TV series "Spartacus". As I fangirl HARD on "Spartacus" like a crack hoe to the pipe and the wait for the final season to premiere in Jan. 2013 is really trying at this juncture, I support any efforts by other entities to give me a "fix" as it were. Quite frankly, I can already picture The Handsomest Goal Scorer That Ever Handsomed, maybe a couple of Staals, Lundqvist (which not only would make the fangirls happy but also Stu so there's that), Selanne, Pyatt, Stalberg, Vinnie, Laich, etc., etc.
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And then we can be done with the shootout overtimes... It will now be handled...



With Dance Crews. See THAT way you gotta bring it... all your best moves...



By the way, take a look at a young Ice T and how HORRIBLE he is at the rap game...





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Maybe he can join Huet.



Still, I have no problem with women pulling out the himbo factor, but the Friends reference has got to go; that show sucked more balls than Paris Hilton.
 
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gordon ramsay lookin ass coach.
 

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Maybe he can join Huet.



Still, I have no problem with women pulling out the himbo factor, but the Friends reference has got to go; that show sucked more balls than Paris Hilton.
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Dude, this has ZERO to do with Friends and everything to do with my ass loving Tumblr "speak" and that Joey meme is one of the most popular---it's useful in a multitude of situations! I love how folks "talk" with jpegs/gifs and memes on Tumblr. Good times.
 

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I guess jet lag is for mere mortals and not hockey wunderkinds because Kaner scored a goal and picked up an assist in his first game for EHC Biel yesterday.



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[background=transparent]Patrick Kane 1st NLA Goal / Erste NLA-Tor / Premier but en LNA | EV Zug - EHC Biel/Bienne 30.10.2012[/background]



[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cj2fWLHB53k[/youtube]
 
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Kane looks like he just crawled out of a Nascar.
 

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Kane looks like he just crawled out of a Nascar.
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Hey man, his uni may be vertigo-inducing with all the advertising but at least buried somewhere in all that eyesore they let him play with #88 like he's used to!
 
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Hey man, his uni may be vertigo-inducing with all the advertising but at least buried somewhere in all that eyesore they let him play with #88 like he's used to!
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Ohhh yeah, it's been a while but I now remember him playing in #88.
 

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And, AND! They didn't make him or Tyler Seguin take the faux-Spartacus/Mad Max/300 hockey himbo team roster photos. Boooo!
 
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