Sugar Kane & Swiss Cheese

[MassHavoc]

HAHAH we'll pay your cab if you win this cup.... ahhah

 

[Tater]

That pics is a classic. LOVE IT!!

 

[bookjones]

Ahahahaha! FINALLY!



Hockey Judgment Day is here. It's good to know EHC is NOT going to cater to them and let their fancy-schmancy North American star imports get out of doing everthing every other team member had to do. . .errrr. . .be subjected to. Like the Euro, gratuitous, shameless, pro sport himbo obectification is FOR ALL!

https://twitter.com/...5811200/photo/1

https://twitter.com/...7719040/photo/1





CONGRATULATIONS EHC Biel/Bienne! You have just become my favorite hockey club outside of the NHL (Sorry Hogs, lol). Well done.





Shit. It's times like this when a person should be able to "+1" their own posts.

 

[phranchk]

I'll plus one it for you.

 

[bookjones]

I feel like EHC should now kick it up a notch and also give all of the pics taglines so that Kaner's can be, "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!". This would give us 100% dramatical effect!

 

[bookjones]

Leave your captions or just read them HERE: http://sports.yahoo...._medium=twitter

"And then I had to put my arms out just like this to pick up the battle axe for my sexy roster photo."

 

[MassHavoc]

I wonder if that is even them or if they just Photoshopped their head on?

 

[bookjones]

I wonder if that is even them or if they just Photoshopped their head on?

I suppose. Looks like Seguin's torso to me though. There have been pics of him and his ummm. . .fitness before. Those look like they could be Kaner's arms. WhoTF knows man. That was definitely really EHC Biel's official Twitter feed. They've since deleted the tweets with the pics (thank goodness for screenshots!) now but I think it's just because word got back to them about how cheesy they are perceived here in N.A. whether Photshopped or not. And they did this scrubbing of their feed under the cover of N.A. darkness and obviously with utter disregard to those who were a-okay with it damnit! Their hubris borders on depraved indifference if you ask me.

 

[MassHavoc]

hahaha his uhhh fitness... you beat me to my next question of how do you know what these guys look like with their shirts off! nice save bookie...



Yeah I don't doubt they are the real thing as far as from the club. I was just wondering if they set up a photoshoot or if they just had their pr guys drop their heads on pre-made torso's.

 

[bookjones]

Dude. Ladies (and hockey-loving *** men I'd expect) loves them some hockey beefcake! One of most notorious and most popular gifs and jpeg's out there is of our own beloved Captain Amazing's glorious bubble butt walking in the Hawks locker room in his briefs. It's not like this shit is hard to run across. Some measure of nekkidness + hot hockey body parts + interwebz = foregone conclusion. Such are the minefields of the digital age we all must navigate.

 

[MassHavoc]

hjjahahah well I can happy say I've missed that minefield entirely.

 

[TSD]

I guess jet lag is for mere mortals and not hockey wunderkinds because Kaner scored a goal and picked up an assist in his first game for EHC Biel yesterday.

[background=transparent]Patrick Kane 1st NLA Goal / Erste NLA-Tor / Premier but en LNA | EV Zug - EHC Biel/Bienne 30.10.2012[/background]

I didnt know Kane was 83 years old. He looks good for his age.

 

[bookjones]

hjjahahah well I can happy say I've missed that minefield entirely.

Okay now you are clearly just phishing you disingenous taint dreamer. But I'll *play*

along and act like I got your back.

 

[MassHavoc]

Can't unsee!!! CAN"T UNSEE!!! Thank you adblock...

 

[bookjones]

Can't unsee!!! CAN"T UNSEE!!! Thank you adblock...

Fun-sucker.

 

[CLWolf81]

Dude. Ladies (and hockey-loving *** men I'd expect) loves them some hockey beefcake! One of most notorious and most popular gifs and jpeg's out there is of our own beloved Captain Amazing's glorious bubble butt walking in the Hawks locker room in his briefs. It's not like this shit is hard to run across. Some measure of nekkidness + hot hockey body parts + interwebz = foregone conclusion. Such are the minefields of the digital age we all must navigate.

Thank you for making my day.

 

[bookjones]

---from the Chicago Tribune

SOURCE: http://www.chicagotr...utm_source=t.co

 

[MassHavoc]

7 points in 3 games... what a slacker.

 

[Pez68]

Haha, that's awesome. Good for Kaner.























































Fucking slacker.

 

[the canadian dream]

Kane might be coming home soon.



What are they going to do with all those scarfs?