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Here I'll fix it so you can understand it better

It still doesn't make sense. Was he trying to say

Some fathersz don't care that much about thingsz they should. When my daughtersz were 18 a 36 year old man penisz in her mouth was fine, but nothing nothing older than 40.
 

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It still doesn't make sense. Was he trying to say

Some fathersz don't care that much about thingsz they should. When my daughtersz were 18 a 36 year old man penisz in her mouth was fine, but nothing nothing older than 40.

Thought it would make sense if put in a format you understand better...I guess it still didn't translate
 

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Some fathers don't care that much about things they should. When my daughters were 18 a 36 year old man

Some fathers are fully aware that the majority of suitors their daughters' age:

A. Generally don't make much $$.
B. Are more prone to making mistakes in life.

And therefore, 40 can be a better match than 25.
 

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wouldn't date a woman half my age I would feel like a pedophile dating someone the age of my older children. would just be too fuckin weird plus wtf would you really have in common with them?
 

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wouldn't date a woman half my age I would feel like a pedophile dating someone the age of my older children. would just be too fuckin weird plus wtf would you really have in common with them?[/QUOTE]




Maybe she's a powerlifting stalker with a mustache?
 

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wouldn't date a woman half my age I would feel like a pedophile dating someone the age of my older children. would just be too fuckin weird plus wtf would you really have in common with them?[/QUOTE]




Maybe she's a powerlifting stalker with a mustache?

don't think I would date a woman who was powerlifter with an adamsapple and a mustache either.

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I mean **** sure the boobs are big but what if I had too much to drink then got snarky? how could I explain getting my asswhipped by my wife to the guys at work?
 

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Well, for starters you make sure to always carry a copy of her photo.
 

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don't think I would date a woman who was powerlifter with an adamsapple and a mustache either.

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I mean **** sure the boobs are big but what if I had too much to drink then got snarky? how could I explain getting my asswhipped by my wife to the guys at work?

Pretty sure the man in that relationship wouldn't be you. Protect your butt at all costs.
 

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With lines like that its no wonder you get all the bitches. Smooth like sandpaper.
 

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Cuz' I'm smart, picky, and don't need women to get through life.

you don't understand a real relationship then. having a lifelong companion a lover a friend someone who knows all yer bullshit and loves you anyway. someone you cant wait to come home to and tell about your day in fact someone you couldn't imagine your life without.

that is what my wife is too me. sounds like maybe you haven't met anyone you connect with like that and I feel bad for you dude
 

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