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Sunbiz1

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With lines like that its no wonder you get all the bitches. Smooth like sandpaper.

And stop using my photo as your avatar,

You either swiped it from another site or HBO is using it w/o my consent.
 

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you don't understand a real relationship then. having a lifelong companion a lover a friend someone who knows all yer bullshit and loves you anyway. someone you cant wait to come home to and tell about your day in fact someone you couldn't imagine your life without.

that is what my wife is too me. sounds like maybe you haven't met anyone you connect with like that and I feel bad for you dude

Meh...I'll pass.
 

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Sunbiz dries up da tears wit all dem hunnits he's saving from not being married.
 

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Meh...I'll pass.

I felt the same way you do for real before I met my wife. I hope you meet someone who connects with you the same way man I really do I honestly had no idea how empty my life was before I met her
 

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I felt the same way you do for real before I met my wife. I hope you meet someone who connects with you the same way man I really do I honestly had no idea how empty my life was before I met her

I feel the same way. I wake up everyday thanking God that I didn't turn out to be some non-married, much bigger jerk version of myself.
 

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I feel the same way. I wake up everyday thanking God that I didn't turn out to be some non-married, much bigger jerk version of myself.

lol im a smartass prick caveman without her around hell she almost has me housebroke now. when I get drunk and piss in the sink I take the dishes out and everything
 

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Don't know where I'd be without my wife, or my girlfriend and her girlfriend.

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You have three options:

1.) Buy her new boobs.

2.) Move onto another lady with boobs.

3.) Keep boinking her from behind until she moves on to another man because you are shallow.
 

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what happened to the rope and the trunk of your car?
 

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I didn't just spend the better part of 20 years in various gyms to date cougars.

you spent more then 10 years inside of a gym? were you being help captive? wtf?
 

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you spent more then 10 years inside of a gym? were you being help captive? wtf?

From the forearms in his pic above, he certainly wasn't working out.

Creepy thread.
 

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This thread is as imaginary as the one about the Packer girl who gave amazing head.

Hey now, female Packer fans often give great head. Their daddies teach them proper.
 

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