The IHN Psychiatric Couch

[MassHavoc]

Sure what the **** worst case he punches me in the face, I find you and punch you in the face

Some people are into that shit... start practicing now so you don't blow the load too quickly.

 

[supraman]

Some people are into that shit... start practicing now so you don't blow the load too quickly.

sounds a bit like *** rape. So I have a question is getting raped still considered getting some?

 

[MassHavoc]

Yikes...

 

[supraman]

Yikes...

still doesnt answer the question

 

[MassHavoc]

Some don't need to be asked.

 

[supraman]

Some don't need to be asked.

...maybe

 

[Shantz My Pants]

what? dude needs a social in, im trying to help a brother out. and it just dawned on me I knew someone that lives in the same town as him. Shit if he lived in the chicago area id start hanging out him.

Sorry, this sounded a bit like the scene in "I Love You Man", my comment was a quote.

 

[bri]

OR he can just continue dipping his fleshlight in tuna to get the correct smell to go along with the feel.

And sometimes your hands can smell like tuna because you were eating a tuna sub and the tuna gushed out on your hands.

 

[TSD]

I am up this early because I pulled my left ass cheek muscle last night, and its fucking killing me. Psychoanalyze that bitches!

 

[Ymono37]

well okeedokee, Ill send him a line and see if he wants a new friend.





In other news,



Dammit im drinking again....dont worry i will go to the bar soon, and yes I hope to drag home some rancid poon. hope to not get the herp, and will tell all of you about it. i might even post a pic, because pics or it didnt happen.



I should just go to my cousins bar, yeah shes like 37, and has 37 year old friends but some of them are cute and single, and would probably own me in the sack.

Share the love, mother ******!

 

[TSD]

Share the love, mother ******!

No way, all the middle aged bitches are just for me. You don't want to drive all the way down to joliet anyway. With my luck you would try to **** my cousin, because she too is single, and I just cant abide by having you soil her.

 

[TSD]

And sometimes your hands can smell like tuna because you were eating a tuna sub and the tuna gushed out on your hands.

or when the tuna gushes out on your mouth and you start flicking it with your tongue and bury your face in it revelling in the sweet sweet embrace of the tuna.

 

[bookjones]

Wow.

I know. Sometimes a flair for the dramatic overwhelms me and I am rendered helpless by it.

Share the love, mother ******!

Go get you some buddy! You *are* self-proclaimed Cougar bait after all! BUT the caveat is that you have to come back here to this thread afterwards and massively overshare on every detail win or lose. Deal?

 

[supraman]

or when the tuna gushes out on your mouth and you start flicking it with your tongue and bury your face in it revelling in the sweet sweet embrace of the tuna.

You are a disturbed individual

 

[bri]

You are a disturbed individual

Hun, where have you been. That is just TSD being TSD. He likes to be shocking and naughty. There is nothing he won't say. But I have never seen him try to be hurtful or personal with his comments.

 

[bri]

Share the love, mother ******!

Can't Jako help to score you a babe? Get those little silver shorts and put them on and the girls will be standing in line to smack that sexy ass.

 

[supraman]

Hun, where have you been. That is just TSD being TSD. He likes to be shocking and naughty. There is nothing he won't say. But I have never seen him try to be hurtful or personal with his comments.

Trust me I censor myself around here. I'm fucking nuts and know it.

 

[TSD]

Trust me I censor myself around here. I'm fucking nuts and know it.

Stop censoring yourself, its very liberating.

 

[supraman]

Stop censoring yourself, its very liberating.

But I need internets friends

 

[jaxhawksfan]

" I'm fucking nuts and know it."



Who is this "nuts" person you refer to?