The IHN Psychiatric Couch

[JOVE23]

" I'm fucking nuts and know it."



Who is this "nuts" person you refer to?

I just assumed he was humping a bag of almonds.

 

[jakobeast]

Can't Jako help to score you a babe? Get those little silver shorts and put them on and the girls will be standing in line to smack that sexy ass.

I have helped him plenty.









A hand job is still a job.

 

[supraman]

" I'm fucking nuts and know it."



Who is this "nuts" person you refer to?

Some broad named Peanut, she isnt very bright

 

[supraman]

I have helped him plenty.









A hand job is still a job.

Where's my hand job? Maybe since my B-day is Monday can a get a BJ with that awesome beard of yours tickling my balls?

 

[jakobeast]

Where's my hand job? Maybe since my B-day is Monday can a get a BJ with that awesome beard of yours tickling my balls?

You gotta long flight ahead of you. And wash yourballs before you get here.

 

[supraman]

You gotta long flight ahead of you. And wash yourballs before you get here.

Only 2 and a half hours, okay I will wash my balls.

 

[Ymono37]

Go get you some buddy! You *are* self-proclaimed Cougar bait after all! BUT the caveat is that you have to come back here to this thread afterwards and massively overshare on every detail win or lose. Deal?

Do I have a rep on these boards of one who doesn't overshare?

And Jako... what you refer to as "help" I see as yet another giant fucking hurdle to overcome in the tragically, desperately funny existence that is my life.

 

[bri]

Do I have a rep on these boards of one who doesn't overshare?

And Jako... what you refer to as "help" I see as yet another giant fucking hurdle to overcome in the tragically, desperately funny existence that is my life.

Here is a big hug. Hope things get better for you. What kind of woman are you looking for? Does she have to be more than breathing? I'm sure if we all put our heads together we can come up with a solution for you.

 

[bookjones]

Do I have a rep on these boards of one who doesn't overshare?

Please note that I did qualify that with "massively" this time.

 

[Ymono37]

Please note that I did qualify that with "massively" this time.

You'll have to forgive me... I'm not used to seeing the word, "massively" when referred to me, unless it's being followed by, "Special person."

 

[supraman]

My next question for all of you since I'm crazy. Why do I like big boobs so much?

 

[bookjones]

You'll have to forgive me... I'm not used to seeing the word, "massively" when referred to me, unless it's being followed by, "Special person."

Better "Special person" than lets face it, the social stigma if people referred to you and "multiplayer" after massively. You know I'm right.

 

[Ymono37]

Better "Special person" than lets face it, the social stigma if people referred to you and "multiplayer" after massively. You know I'm right.

It's twue, it's twue!!!



Maybe it's been one of my saving graces, but I never got into MMORPG's...

 

[phranchk]

My next question for all of you since I'm crazy. Why do I like big boobs so much?

That's all personal preference. There's a size preference for everyone.

 

[bookjones]

It's twue, it's twue!!!



Maybe it's been one of my saving graces, but I never got into MMORPG's...

Trust me, it is. There's no getting back to "cool" after that shit, lol.



You know, you'd better answer Bri as to whether you need an actual breathing woman or not---people *do* know that you've been reading [font="arial, sans-serif"]Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers[/font] and you wouldn't want people to start whispering in skeeved-out hushed cyber tones like the School for Scandal or anything.

 

[Ymono37]

You know, you'd better answer Bri as to whether you need an actual breathing woman or not---people *do* know that you've been reading [font="arial, sans-serif"]Stiff: The Curious Lives of Human Cadavers[/font] and you wouldn't want people to start whispering in skeeved-out hushed cyber tones like the School for Scandal or anything.

Yeah, I've been with a woman who may-as-well have been dead (sexually speaking), so one with a pulse would probably be a positive. She blamed it on the drugs she was taking for bi-polar... and yet got pregnant just months after she was "done" with me with some other dude.



Besides, the book is merely research on what to do with them once I'm "finished."

 

[jakobeast]

Besides, the book is merely research on what to do with them once I'm "finished."

You empty them out so the next guy doesn't get blow back.

 

[R K]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!



I'm FUCKING TAINTED NOW!

 

[jakobeast]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!



I'm FUCKING TAINTED NOW!

Right. THAT'S what tainted you.

 

[R K]

Right. THAT'S what tainted you.

Any image with YOU and a Hand Job is TAINTING!!!!



**** I'm going to have to beat my skull on the wall to try and extinguish the fucking image.