The IHN Psychiatric Couch

[R K]

That's all personal preference. There's a size preference for everyone.

All are good except the ones that sag to her knees!

 

[jakobeast]

Any image with YOU and a Hand Job is TAINTING!!!!



**** I'm going to have to beat my skull on the wall to try and extinguish the fucking image.

It's a good thing you didn't say "beat my head".

 

[R K]

Ironically I thought of that.

 

[whiteevo]

i think i need help.



the game last night made me angry inside.



discuss.

 

[FlaHawkFan]

i think i need help.



the game last night made me angry inside.



discuss.

Um . . . No Hockey Talk Allowed, dambit! Your OT post made me angry inside.

 

[Tater]

Um . . . No Hockey Talk Allowed, dambit! Your OT post made me angry inside.

Seeing all of you angry people makes me depressed.

 

[FlaHawkFan]

Seeing all of you angry people makes me depressed.

Seeing you depressed people makes me even more angry!

 

[TSD]

Supramans plight got me thinking...





How many women here have thought about or have, pity fucked a man?! Come on be honest. Or at least given certain circumstances you think you might....

 

[supraman]

Supramans plight got me thinking...





How many women here have thought about or have, pity fucked a man?! Come on be honest. Or at least given certain circumstances you think you might....

If I do get laid, I'm pretty sure I will have to have a web feed to IHN so I can be cheered on.

 

[TSD]

If I do get laid, I'm pretty sure I will have to have a web feed to IHN so I can be cheered on.

ha ha.



"Tell her to call you Johnny!"



"This isn't doing it for me supraman angle the camera to the left....Ah thats good, continue"



"The next 30 minutes are going to be very important to you supraman, give or take 29 minutes"

 

[supraman]

ha ha.



"Tell her to call you Johnny!"



"This isn't doing it for me supraman angle the camera to the left....Ah thats good, continue"



"The next 30 minutes are going to be very important to you supraman, give or take 29 minutes"

**** that, if I'm getting ass and know it ahead of time I'm beating off like a dozen times that day so I can get that longer than two pumps, who knows when I'd get ass again.

 

[TSD]

**** that, if I'm getting ass and know it ahead of time I'm beating off like a dozen times that day so I can get that longer than two pumps, who knows when I'd get ass again.

Think about it this way, if you didn't beat off before hand, those would be two glorious pumps. Unfortunately the physical draining would only get you so far. Oddly enough sex is far more mental than physical, even with pre treating your laundry, it still probably wouldnt be a very lengthy experience. You would probably have to pop sloth from goonies into your head, that might help.

 

[R K]

If I do get laid, I'm pretty sure I will have to have a web feed to IHN so I can be cheered on.

Jesus Christ I'm already traumatized enough with the thought of Jako and now this.



I'm going to have to shoot myself in the head before I ever have sex again. The mental images in this thread are just way too much.

 

[Ymono37]

Think about it this way, if you didn't beat off before hand, those would be two glorious pumps. Unfortunately the physical draining would only get you so far. Oddly enough sex is far more mental than physical, even with pre treating your laundry, it still probably wouldnt be a very lengthy experience. You would probably have to pop sloth from goonies into your head, that might help.

I thought you were trying to help him... not make him go faster.

 

[supraman]

Jesus Christ I'm already traumatized enough with the thought of Jako and now this.



I'm going to have to shoot myself in the head before I ever have sex again. The mental images in this thread are just way too much.

RK you know damn well you'll be moderating the accompanying chat . I couldnt moderate and be balls deep in some pink taco, I'm talented but not that talented.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Think about it this way, if you didn't beat off before hand, those would be two glorious pumps. Unfortunately the physical draining would only get you so far. Oddly enough sex is far more mental than physical, even with pre treating your laundry, it still probably wouldnt be a very lengthy experience. You would probably have to pop sloth from goonies into your head, that might help.

I had to give you a +1 on that

 

[R K]

RK you know damn well you'll be moderating the accompanying chat . I couldnt moderate and be balls deep in some pink taco, I'm talented but not that talented.

Not a chance in hell.

 

[supraman]

Not a chance in hell.

Aw c'mon mass will be too drunk and cheering me on.

 

[bri]

RK you know damn well you'll be moderating the accompanying chat . I couldnt moderate and be balls deep in some pink taco, I'm talented but not that talented.

Ewwwwwwwwww My cousin is friends with someone who goes by Pink Taco for her Roller Derby name.

 

[LordKOTL]

Doesn't surprise me, Bri. A co-worker of mine does roller derby and all of the names are lacivious or contain a double-entendre.