The New Poop Thread

[ruprecht]

I wish someone would invent an engine that ran off of dog shit. Mine generate 25-30 lbs of the stuff every week.

 

[Iwritecode]

NY eve, 1967..My buddy had some friends over and we were celebrating...Being young, we didnt have much money. So we all chipped in and bought 2 gallons of Paisano table wine. We stayed up all night drinking that garbage and the next morning we decided to go get some breakfast. We were driving South on Western, and all of a sudden I felt that rumble in my gut..I spied a White Castle at 71st and Western. I told the driver to get in there fast..I ran in the place, and asked to use the bathroom...The woman said.."Sorry Honey, we dont have one for the public's use". The place was really small. I ran back to the car trying to keep my ass cheeks together. He went further south and pulled over under a viaduct. I jumped out, dropped my drawers and shit like a banshee right on the sidewalk..Lucky it was NY day at about 7am...No one was on the streets...The other 3 guys in the car were laughing like crazy.

Talk about the good ol days

A White Castle with no bathroom? That's just mean.

 

[MassHavoc]

A White Castle with no bathroom? That's just mean.

I thought that white castle was a bathroom and you just dropped them anywhere.

 

[clonetrooper264]

I thought that white castle was a bathroom and you just dropped them anywhere.

Zing!

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

I wish someone would invent an engine that ran off of dog shit. Mine generate 25-30 lbs of the stuff every week.

I have a 15 week old German Shepherd puppy and am amazed at how much shit he produces already and he's only 40 pounds!

I'm going to need a bigger trash can on my deck soon.

 

[BlackHawkPaul]

I just slam dunked 2 huge brown loafs.

 

[ThatGuyRyan]

http://www.poopreport.com/

 

[Tater]

http://www.poopreport.com/

Bookmarked it.

 

[LordKOTL]

Mine have been broo-tul (<-better said in an Austrian Accent) recently. For the endorphine rush and preventing my cow-irkers from nicking my lunch, I spiked my fajitas with "The Final Answer" hot sauce--as in 1.6M Scoville Heat Units.

Needless to say I've been leaving gripmarks on the toilet seat.