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OK, here is a questions for poo experts. I am not a super easy shitter. I have to get up at least 30 min or so early and drink coffee to brew my shits and then I spend about 10-15 min on the can. Which is fine.

But I am about to start a program at the gym that is 3 times a week from 5-6 am. This leaves me just enough time to shower at the gym and get to work around 7, maybe a little earlier.

The problem is that I lose the time for my morning shits. Do I try to shift my whole poo schedule to after work poo's? I refuse to be a daily work shitter. Don't know what I am going to do.
 
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Anyone remember the greatest shit they've ever taken? I remember mine

I was in Tampa visiting some friends from IL who were on vacation. We had dinner, drinks, & catching up Saturday night. I spent the night on their hotel couch and left in the morning, no real urgency had settled in yet. I was just about to the sunshine skyway bridge when I felt a rumble and knew I didn't have much time. I picked the first exit that had a bathroom sign and sprinted to the shitter, cold sweats breaking out on my forehead the whole time. The toilets were low to the ground so I was in a more advantageous position, I'm sure this is what made the experience so memorable. It felt like I was shitting for 45 minutes straight. Has anyone taken a shit so big you started to worry about yourself? I was a little bit concerned that day
 
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botfly10 said:
OK, here is a questions for poo experts. I am not a super easy shitter. I have to get up at least 30 min or so early and drink coffee to brew my shits and then I spend about 10-15 min on the can. Which is fine.

But I am about to start a program at the gym that is 3 times a week from 5-6 am. This leaves me just enough time to shower at the gym and get to work around 7, maybe a little earlier.

The problem is that I lose the time for my morning shits. Do I try to shift my whole poo schedule to after work poo's? I refuse to be a daily work shitter. Don't know what I am going to do.
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Waiting until after work sounds like the easiest solution. You may have to bite the bullet and go at work a few times while you're transitioning though
 

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botfly10 said:
OK, here is a questions for poo experts. I am not a super easy shitter. I have to get up at least 30 min or so early and drink coffee to brew my shits and then I spend about 10-15 min on the can. Which is fine.

But I am about to start a program at the gym that is 3 times a week from 5-6 am. This leaves me just enough time to shower at the gym and get to work around 7, maybe a little earlier.

The problem is that I lose the time for my morning shits. Do I try to shift my whole poo schedule to after work poo's? I refuse to be a daily work shitter. Don't know what I am going to do.
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For today's busy lifestyles, there's always the fashionable colostomy bag.


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I hate when you have to take a huge shit at 3 AM after some heavy drinking and your asshole literally screams because it hurts.
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Dude...poops after eating hot wings...same thing. Those suck
 
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I remember one time taking a shit at a bar in greenwich ct. The turd was so long it looked like a boa constrictor. I went back out and told me friend 'holy crap there is a severed arm in the shitter go check it out' those were the days
 
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NY eve, 1967..My buddy had some friends over and we were celebrating...Being young, we didnt have much money. So we all chipped in and bought 2 gallons of Paisano table wine. We stayed up all night drinking that garbage and the next morning we decided to go get some breakfast. We were driving South on Western, and all of a sudden I felt that rumble in my gut..I spied a White Castle at 71st and Western. I told the driver to get in there fast..I ran in the place, and asked to use the bathroom...The woman said.."Sorry Honey, we dont have one for the public's use". The place was really small. I ran back to the car trying to keep my ass cheeks together. He went further south and pulled over under a viaduct. I jumped out, dropped my drawers and shit like a banshee right on the sidewalk..Lucky it was NY day at about 7am...No one was on the streets...The other 3 guys in the car were laughing like crazy.

Talk about the good ol days
 
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BearsBud said:
NY eve, 1967..My buddy had some friends over and we were celebrating...Being young, we didnt have much money. So we all chipped in and bought 2 gallons of Paisano table wine. We stayed up all night drinking that garbage and the next morning we decided to go get some breakfast. We were driving South on Western, and all of a sudden I felt that rumble in my gut..I spied a White Castle at 71st and Western. I told the driver to get in there fast..I ran in the place, and asked to use the bathroom...The woman said.."Sorry Honey, we dont have one for the public's use". The place was really small. I ran back to the car trying to keep my ass cheeks together. He went further south and pulled over under a viaduct. I jumped out, dropped my drawers and shit like a banshee right on the sidewalk..Lucky it was NY day at about 7am...No one was on the streets...The other 3 guys in the car were laughing like crazy.

Talk about the good ol days
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1967!?!?!??!?!?!?! Did you have to shit so bad because the Model T was going to slow to get you home?

You're like 200 years old!!!

:)
 
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hahahahaha...not quite

BTW..68 was a bad year for me...Vietnam!!
 
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Had some blazing and mango habanero wings today at work. Ouch...
 
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Same goes for flamin' hot Cheetos.
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I love me some flamin' hots...

My butt was on fire for like a month in the summer because of those lol. They're not as bad as those crazy spicy wings though.
 
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