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officer tackleberry I wonder if you ran into my dad in da nang

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I was never in Da Nang

First I was in a line company mortar support, then I got into the MP's and was stationed in Saigon..
 

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He was a doc in the 95th evac, so he didn't see action. they blew up an ammo dump next to them his first night there and he said an ambulance he was riding in got shot up once, but that was it.

oh, also, he was a smart ass and pissed off some pyle-type motherfucker who went looking for him one day to kill him and went on a shooting rampage but he was off base.
 

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he said the hookers in bangkok were pretty swell. I still have a pair of speakers he picked up on r&r in thailand
 

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I was in the high sierra once, about 30 miles from the trailhead in sequoia and I found an old outhouse. The walls had fallen over so it was just a shitter sitting on the side of a mountain, next to an alpine meadow full of lupine. Elevation was around 10,000 ft with a view of 13k peaks surrounding the valley. Fuckin epic shit, on a toilet no less.
 

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btw, tackleberry, I know we have our differences, but thanks for your service. my grandfather survived a kamikaze sinking his ship off iwo jima only to be strafed to death in the water.

now back to poo
 

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would anyone lick white dog poop on their way home?

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If I did I wouldn't post it
 

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How much $$ is involved?
 

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btw, tackleberry, I know we have our differences, but thanks for your service. my grandfather survived a kamikaze sinking his ship off iwo jima only to be strafed to death in the water.

now back to poo

Props to Gramps and Dad

Hugs Dr Casey
 

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4 years ago I got C. diff after taking 2 different antibiotics for cellulits. I took a magnificent dump at an Airport. Acoustically profound and the odor oh the odor. Nothing but footsteps headed for the exits....
 

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I did this "body cleanse/detox" (no it wasn't eating the food at White Castle) that a few of my friends were doing. Had to take all these "natural food" pills and shit. After the 1st day I felt like crap due to no caffeine, but the second day, I dropped the longest turd ever at work. The thing just slide right out and it was marvelous. I think I lost 3 pounds during that BM.
 

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You guys wanna feel REALLLLLLY liberated? Empty your colon while facing the toilet. That's right, Slater slam the fucking toilet. Not only does it guarantee a 75% increase in chest and pubic hair, but all the ladies will crawl and kiss your ring after they find out you pinch loafs like everyone's favorite 90s jock.

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We have two bathrooms in our home.
There's a secret third bathroom where my wife poops.
It's located near Ceiling Cat.
 

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I was in the high sierra once, about 30 miles from the trailhead in sequoia and I found an old outhouse. The walls had fallen over so it was just a shitter sitting on the side of a mountain, next to an alpine meadow full of lupine. Elevation was around 10,000 ft with a view of 13k peaks surrounding the valley. Fuckin epic shit, on a toilet no less.

That's fucking amazing.
I've crapped in some cool places, but that poop is Andrew Ladd with the Cup cool.
 

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Good to see some fresh blood in this shitty thread...
 

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I farted in Marshall's last night near the women's underwear section and this little Korean lady put back a pair of undies that she picked out. I wondered the rest of the night if it was because she smelled my air-biscuit and thought the undies she picked were used.

Sorry little Korean lady, hope I didn't ruin your shopping experience.
 

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