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those must be epic
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Ole the name thing sucks, I don't need avatar change. HHM you started this. When you're buzzed you need things to be normal!
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speaking of shitting and litterbox's, I was fishing at the beach this past weekend and had to go real bad, so I crapped on the beach and covered it up like a cat.
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Thats not your brostyle. You should have mounded up a sandcano and poopded a loop of lava coming out that bad boy.
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it's unprofessional to shit at work u must be grindin the stone and makin all the cash u can for your company id like to add never drink more water than you can sweat out ..theres no time for pissing
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Some srs wordplay there, and the imagery is solid.
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I used to be in charge of like 30 guys at nsa, this one guy was diabetic and used to take carrot and celery sticks in the bathroom every morning for like a half hour at a time. Finally, I had to tell him to eat his snacks on break, and take shorter shits. I really think he was going in there and taking naps lol. People are fucking weird.
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I do take my morning shit at home. It's the afternoon shit that's the problem.
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I've said this before but I'll repeat it: my weekday diet-- lunch: kale, arugula, onions, baby carrots, orange slices. apple slices, walnuts, cilantro, tomatoes; dinner -- ramen: ramen, I shit 4 times before the next day, usually once before I go to bed, 3 times the next morning, 2 of them after a cigarette
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Being that you're a doctor this must be fine.
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that's a whole lot of shit'n, you sound like my dog. I feed that ****** twice a day and he takes like 6 shits everyday. His output is more than his input, no idea how he does it.
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It was an homage to ole69
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That's a shit diet. Who is telling you to eat like this?
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what would you change? don't say 'ramen'
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Lol at this thread. Awesomeness. Good thread by the newbie from another board.
So much to say about shitting. The mere act feels so good, so relieving. When your shit flows like wine it feels so amazing. Sometimes it's the only peace and quiet I get. Father's out there can I get an Amen!?
So much to say about shitting. The mere act feels so good, so relieving. When your shit flows like wine it feels so amazing. Sometimes it's the only peace and quiet I get. Father's out there can I get an Amen!?
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Amen!
The best is when you take a nice, clean shit in the morning. Meaning, you shit, wipe twice, and it's all clean down there. There is no better way to start the day, and I feel like, "Man, this could possibly be the best day of my life!"
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I started cueing up "Smells Like Teen Spirt" right before I dropped a deuce, typically let it rip as soon as the drums came in to help my public pooping anxiety at work.
Also, who cares if you have to shit at work? It's a basic human function that everyone does and needs to do. If it bothers you that much, by some scented Lysol and put a note on it that says "Please Use".
Also, who cares if you have to shit at work? It's a basic human function that everyone does and needs to do. If it bothers you that much, by some scented Lysol and put a note on it that says "Please Use".
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I would add no juggling
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I liked the name your dump after a movie thread better personally. Febreeze is a must have at work commodes. Shit 5 times yesterday. I blame the steel cut oatmeal. I'd call it "Fast and Furious 5"
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Start that thread up.
I just passed The Last Dragon.
Holy jumpin' jesus habaneros hurt on the way out. I thought I may have to dip my full ass in a bucket of milk.
It's chocolate milk now.