Theoretical Off Season Changes If We Had A Real GM

[Shantz My Pants]

Can the Hawks just kidnap Dustin Brown and Jonathan Quick?



Is there a rule that says they can't?

Don't think it's in the CBA per say, but it's probably frowned upon.

 

[supraman]

Don't think it's in the CBA per say, but it's probably frowned upon.

Yeah but so are those front loaded contracts so yeah I say we kidnap them, and give McDick a pair of concrete shoes

 

[Shoots_he_scores]

Can the Hawks just kidnap Dustin Brown and Jonathan Quick?



Is there a rule that says they can't?

While we're at it let's grab Matt Greene too. I'd love for him to be on our blueline, no more lack of physicality and he'd really shore up the PK.

 

[MassHavoc]

Hossa's bad contract? Injury issues? 77 points in 81 games for $5.25M per season? What the fuck?

Sweet Jesus, I thought we were done needed purple around here? Funny the smartest guy here is the only one that didn't get the joke.

 

[klemmer]

Junior was bound a long time ago. As for the gagging, he still has McD's McDick in his mouth.

TCD said McPimp didn't have enough to make anyone gag.

 

[Pez68]

Sweet Jesus, I thought we were done needed purple around here? Funny the smartest guy here is the only one that didn't get the joke.

I don't recall who, but someone around here actually DOES think Hossa's contract is bad. I couldn't remember if that was you, or someone else.

 

[R K]

I don't recall who, but someone around here actually DOES think Hossa's contract is bad. I couldn't remember if that was you, or someone else.

wasn't him. LOL!

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

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Check out page 10 lmfao.</p>

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Who can pull the best, wrong, quotes/ideas from this thread?</p>

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

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Start with the GM and work downhill.


Focus on hockey instead of superfluous bullshit.</p>
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I could agree with that Scooter hasn't exactly thrilled me.</p>
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LMAO!</p>


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His first year.</p>

 

[the canadian dream]

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They need the same 3 things they needed going into this season.</p>
<ul class="bbcol decimal">[*]A legit top LW that can play 1st or second line who isn't slow and washed up (could be Saad)
[*]A second line center
[*]A depth blueliner (a right handed shot would be a bonus)
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Maybe a coaching change? I don't want to get into that one as its been covered every second

Maybe less lame shit from the head office and more focus on the game on the ice

No more buying out contracts (highly unlikely)


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Still need these things. 2 years later and still need these god damn things.</p>


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im brillaint</p>

 

[roshinaya]

All this shows are that sports fans are an impatient bunch and knows best.</p>

 

[LordKOTL]

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="The Canadian Dreamalchuk" data-cid="226994" data-time="1398222600">
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Still need these things. 2 years later and still need these god damn things.</p>


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im brillaint</p>
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I'd say Brookival (or Rosibank) have somewhat filled that role; maybe not to perfection but better than Montador, Lepisopheles, and O'donnel have.</p>

 

[Shantz My Pants]

I was really hoping to find one of my "Frolik is more talented and will have a better career than Stalberg" posts in this thread, but to no avail, I must have posted it in the other 100 threads around the same topic. Guess I'll gloat when one of them is resurrected.

 

[PatrickSharpRules]

Thank you for reminding me how masshavoc doesn't grasp the use of paragraphs haha. </p>


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Also, I don't think any post contains more awful analyzing than the original, sorry Supra. </p>

 

[LordKOTL]

Can't pull out a single post, but Christ, Allah, and Odin it's almost embarassing how many were thinking Crawford would be worse than useless, then he and Emery not only go out and win the Jennings (with a massive assist from the team D) and also working their fucking nuts off for the cup.</p>