This girl that I like at work sent me this and I don't know exactly what a kind or

[Warrior Spirit]

Okay she just called our supervisor and told her that she can not be making it in today and now I have to cover for her shift and close and I checked my text messages and she sent me one of these:

That means **** you, you can make all the burgers today and stop texting me, jackass.

 

[HeHateMe]

Anyways, is she hot?

She is banging and is literally a "bad ******" but actually really good and sweet but has a really pretty face and nice personality and she is so patient never gets frustrated when we talk about things.

 

[AussieBear]

Ha! so you can write in sentences and paragaphs!!!!!
I knew it!!

Anyways, do what Favre did.

yes.. dick pics after receiving a ghost tongue invite is da norm..

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

This was 100 it and I know it because the gayboy at our work that she always is talking to was with her last night apparently and he was on the phone with his boyfriend talking about Ashlee (the girl) and how she was a sloppy ***** who "cant handle her drank" and called her a "twinkerbelle" which I am not even familiar with in terms of terminology because probably the *** culture or whatever but literally long story short she was on something like more than just beers and from what I gather she is probably not in a "crowd" that is just occasionally doing stuff to their minds and bodies so I am not sure about this. I only tried lean for the first time once and I also know what wine or beers does to me and it is not literally pretty or maybe I am not that experienced or familiar enough with that territory so maybe I will call or text her from the fitness centre tomorrow and see if she is "cool" with maybe perhaps me providing some balance in her life for health and wellness?

If she's into the hard stuff Vash then she may be a trainwreck to deal with. Be careful.

 

[ruprecht]

Now she is telling you she feels like shit because she got wasted and fucked a couple of dudes because you took too long to respond.

Red face is an indication she feels sick. The 2 circle teeth represent females and the elongated teeth are 2 dudes. The black hair indicates at least one of the dudes was black. 2 horns indicate there may have been some DP involved.

Lol

 

[remydat]

Just study Joseph and Daniel from the Bible as their ability to interpret dreams can be applied to emojis.

The Bible is never outdated.

 

[Spunky Porkstacker]

Just study Joseph and Daniel from the Bible as their ability to interpret dreams can be applied to emojis.

The Bible is never outdated.

Your analysis of the emojis was spot on. Hopefully it can be put to use.

 

[ruprecht]

Anybody else afraid this girl is dead, and maybe in a freezer?

 

[Tater]

Anybody else afraid this girl is dead, and maybe in a freezer?

It's crossed all of our minds.

 

[HeHateMe]

I'm going to ignore all of these trolling postings and not even reply to them so if you guys see this posting, it's so you know you can keep it up but I'm not falling for it and I literally couldn't even ever really care any less than I do right now.

Also she would not pick up the phone when I rang her this morning but just now, she has texted me her twitch channel and told me that I should sign on tonight so obviously she is not dead or any of the other dumb**** things ignoramuses are saying in this thread!

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

I'm going to ignore all of these trolling postings and not even reply to them so if you guys see this posting, it's so you know you can keep it up but I'm not falling for it and I literally couldn't even ever really care any less than I do right now.

Also she would not pick up the phone when I rang her this morning but just now, she has texted me her twitch channel and told me that I should sign on tonight so obviously she is not dead or any of the other dumb**** things ignoramuses are saying in this thread!

I'm giving you sound advice Vash.

 

[HeHateMe]

I'm giving you sound advice Vash.

I was not directing that posting at you at all, just the posters making the dumb **** postings that are not even really all that funny even.

 

[ruprecht]

Imo she's as cold as ice

 

[KoreanBear]

If you win her heart will you change your avatar to a picture of you with her?

Also, will you stop wearing tanktops if she doesn't like it?

 

[HeHateMe]

If you win her heart will you change your avatar to a picture of you with her?

Also, will you stop wearing tanktops if she doesn't like it?

No!

 

[airtime143]

I would if I got a text similar to that text in your first post or literally the exact text would personally go to your moms boyfriend and ask him what a text like that could mean because he probably gets literally the same text emojis from you mom because she literally is a "bad *****" and she has probably explained this literal scenario to her boyfriend after she sent it while having beers or wine and maybe wanting to try stuff with her body.


Jesus- this is the worst alt in existence. there is zero comedic value in this stupidity.

 

[HeHateMe]

Blah blah blah airtime did you wake up on the wrong side of the wakeboard this morning or something?

Anyways for what it is worth she was playing fortnite on her twitch feed tonight and when I signed on she kicked other users and we talked for a while and she apologized for not showing up to work and also not inviting me out to party with her but she said something about not trusting herself around me which I think was sexual, and then she got hungry and came back from her kitchen with a cupcake and ate it kind of "seductively" I think. I am literally getting the "feels" for her I am almost positive that she has feels for me too, as well so I texted her this just now:

And

And

I heard her say that her favourite food is Italian and I know she is vegetarian so hopefully her favourite dish is eggplant parmesan and I completely literally nailed it with this because I know exactly the place to take her with the best eggplant parm in Oak Lawn that will literally blow her mind.

 

[ytsejam]

Plump purple dick and cheesy pussy?

 

[DC]

Check please.

 

[KoreanBear]

Happy for you, man!
Good job!