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Don't shit where you eat.
This girl that I like at work sent me this and I don't know exactly what a kind or
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What if she just literally wanted that cupcake way more than she ever wanted you?
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Exhausted from shaving your moms back last night. She kept getttig shit stuck to her fur.
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I suggest a pic with her holding a newspaper currently dated as proof of life.
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Not funny at all or even remotely amusing or creatively witty, yet most definitely gross and mean-spirited though as far as mental images conveyed, trying to make sense of it makes you look even worse than your portrayal of my mother, overall I would rate this 2/10 and you only got two points because you can brag about more worldly possessions than most people which obviously do nothing to make you happy in any sort of sustainable way obviously because this sort of posting just seems angry and full of negativity and toxic hatred, and also it wasn't even that good, pretty boring really if I am being honest.
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Yeah vash, we need proof of life.
and also have her hold a paper with your id written on it during your egg parm date so that we know this aint all just in your head.
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Blah blah blah airtime did you wake up on the wrong side of the wakeboard this morning or something?
Anyways for what it is worth she was playing fortnite on her twitch feed tonight and when I signed on she kicked other users and we talked for a while and she apologized for not showing up to work and also not inviting me out to party with her but she said something about not trusting herself around me which I think was sexual, and then she got hungry and came back from her kitchen with a cupcake and ate it kind of "seductively" I think. I am literally getting the "feels" for her I am almost positive that she has feels for me too, as well so I texted her this just now:
And
And
I heard her say that her favourite food is Italian and I know she is vegetarian so hopefully her favourite dish is eggplant parmesan and I completely literally nailed it with this because I know exactly the place to take her with the best eggplant parm in Oak Lawn that will literally blow her mind.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
You didn't really send her the purple eggplant emoji did you?
You do realize that means "I have chlamydia", right?
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Don't worry, I forwarded this thread to the National Missing Persons Hotline and they said they would cross reference this to their database.
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We are going bowling with each-other together tomorrow night early evening and then she said if her room-mate is going over to her boyfriends place then I can come over and we will watch smackdown live afterwards it's the United States championship title tournament tomorrow with mojo versus Bobby Roode and I am literally going to **** a brick out of my *** if we miss this match but she seems to be actually pretty knowledgeable and already said she was ready for GLORIOUS to dominate! I am so happy and excited right now you guys have zero clue as to how much I can't nearly even contain it!!!!!!!
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You should hang out with BNB more.
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Excited about wrasslin? You should be excited about getting you dick wet. "Watching some smackdown live" is the same as Netflix and chill. This is game changing shit here, Vick comes back on Wednesday all suave and sophisticated.
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Good for you Vash. Just be a gentleman and everything else should happen on its own.
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From the king of the friend zone. I love the Warden, but if Vick listens to this guy he's going to be paying for this chicks vacations with other dudes and wind up with an empty dress collection.
You go tap that ass Vick. This girl sounds wild, she's been around, that's not necessarily bad, just remember to protect yourself, prenups, rubbers, whatever.
You do know about rubbers, right?
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Dude, I went on vacation alone, come on! I've been "friend zoned" once, how's that make me the king? Oh and I own no dresses...talk about fake news, all of that was lol.
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Not exactly a ringing endorsement of you skills with women.
First of all the title is strictly honorary, and it's not based on number of times in the zone, rather the duration. How many years was it?
I stand corrected you don't own a dress, but you do own women's clothing. The fact that you don't own a dress isn't something to brag about. I don't own one either, although technically I guess I do own 50% of a shit load of women's apparel, jewelry, and accessories. Maybe I should just pipe down.
You're still the man Warden.
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Wait, that was you? were you the guy paying for this chic's Paris vacation? I've always wondered what happened to that guy. I'm glad you decided not to pay for her vacation
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This shit is too funny.
Thanks for the endorphins, Warden.
Thanks for the endorphins, Warden.
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I don't pay for shit for her. I went on vacation alone and had a fantastic time.
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