This girl that I like at work sent me this and I don't know exactly what a kind or

[Warden of the Northeast]

Not exactly a ringing endorsement of you skills with women.



First of all the title is strictly honorary, and it's not based on number of times in the zone, rather the duration. How many years was it?



I stand corrected you don't own a dress, but you do own women's clothing. The fact that you don't own a dress isn't something to brag about. I don't own one either, although technically I guess I do own 50% of a shit load of women's apparel, jewelry, and accessories. Maybe I should just pipe down.

You're still the man Warden.

The fact that I went on vacation alone means I have issues attracting women? That's not the case and it shouldn't be the case. I go to the movies alone even though girls ask me if I want to go with them. I just choose to do things on my own, being an introvert that's the case most of the time.

 

[number51]

I don't pay for shit for her. I went on vacation alone and had a fantastic time.

"Don't"? As in present tense, is that still going on? Please tell us you meant that you 'didn't pay for shit', tell us that nightmare is in your past with no looking back.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

"Don't"? As in present tense, is that still going on? Please tell us you meant that you 'didn't pay for shit', tell us that nightmare is in your past with no looking back.

Like I said, we would buy each other cool geeky things when we saw something we think the other would like but that's the extent of it. No trips were paid by me or anything else like that.

Well, I would have liked it to remain in the past but someone just had to bring it up.

 

[IBleedBearsBlood]

Tap that ass. But if you need help with an emoji, then maybe you need help with tapping that ass.


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[gpphat]

From the king of the friend zone. I love the Warden, but if Vick listens to this guy he's going to be paying for this chicks vacations with other dudes and wind up with an empty dress collection.

You go tap that ass Vick. This girl sounds wild, she's been around, that's not necessarily bad, just remember to protect yourself, prenups, rubbers, whatever.



You do know about rubbers, right?

Warden paid for a chicks vacation with another dude?!?!?

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Vash, don't put the pussy on a pedestal.

 

[dweebs19]

Vash, don't put the pussy on a pedestal.

[video=youtube;WsnXQdkqChg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsnXQdkqChg[/video]

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

Warden paid for a chicks vacation with another dude?!?!?

No, Warden did not.

 

[ruprecht]

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

Explain.

 

[Hawkeye OG]

No, Warden did not.

Can you update us on that situation? I was very involved in that thread and I need closure.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

If there is one thing I hate, it is e-bullying. Some of you need to take it easy on this young man.

 

[gpphat]

Can you update us on that situation? I was very involved in that thread and I need closure.

Yeah with the conflicting reports I think some clarification is needed...on one hand a dude who collects womens clothing completely sounds like someone who would pay for another chick to go on vacation with another dude.

 

[Gustavus Adolphus]

From the king of the friend zone. I love the Warden, but if Vick listens to this guy he's going to be paying for this chicks vacations with other dudes and wind up with an empty dress collection.

You go tap that ass Vick. This girl sounds wild, she's been around, that's not necessarily bad, just remember to protect yourself, prenups, rubbers, whatever.



You do know about rubbers, right?

You had me until that last sentence. Vick doesn't seem like a guy who showers with a raincoat on.

 

[KoreanBear]

Can you update us on that situation? I was very involved in that thread and I need closure.

And I need a recap while you're at it.
I wasn't here for season 1.

 

[Omeletpants]

When Taco was in high school his buddy's brother was poking a neighbor girl. She was purported to be a perfect good girl. She also was responsible for counting donations at the local church. Every day they would bone at 12:30pm, but before hand she would fund all of our lunches at the local hot dog stand. She also funded him taking some other girl to his prom. All thanks to the local Catholic Church

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

Can you update us on that situation? I was very involved in that thread and I need closure.

There's nothing to update, it's over with.

Yeah with the conflicting reports I think some clarification is needed...on one hand a dude who collects womens clothing completely sounds like someone who would pay for another chick to go on vacation with another dude.

What conflicting reports bozo? Did I not say that no vacations were paid for by myself except the one I went one by myself? How else do you want me to spell it out for you. Should I type it in all caps? Perhaps you're Special person and can't comprehend even that, and if that's the case there's nothing I can do about your lack of chromosomes.

 

[HeHateMe]

Okay it is 3 hours until the big date and we are going to El Mar bowl firstly and maybe we will just grab some sub sandwiches or gyros there or maybe perhaps I was thinking about stopping by mini hut for some chickens afterwards and then it is time for Smackdown probably hopefully if she has her place to her own self, and yes I have condoms in case but I am not wanting to rush things and there will be no alcohol in the plans this evening either but we will see if the evening leads us to something like that. One question: is it now bad for guys to pay for the girl? I was planning on it but you guys are making that sound like it's a bad thing because the two of us are mostly probably just friends as of right now.

 

[Warden of the Northeast]

Okay it is 3 hours until the big date and we are going to El Mar bowl firstly and maybe we will just grab some sub sandwiches or gyros there or maybe perhaps I was thinking about stopping by mini hut for some chickens afterwards and then it is time for Smackdown probably hopefully if she has her place to her own self, and yes I have condoms in case but I am not wanting to rush things and there will be no alcohol in the plans this evening either but we will see if the evening leads us to something like that. One question: is it now bad for guys to pay for the girl? I was planning on it but you guys are making that sound like it's a bad thing because the two of us are mostly probably just friends as of right now.

Good luck Vash, hope you two hit it off.

 

[gpphat]

What conflicting reports bozo? Did I not say that no vacations were paid for by myself except the one I went one by myself? How else do you want me to spell it out for you. Should I type it in all caps? Perhaps you're Special person and can't comprehend even that, and if that's the case there's nothing I can do about your lack of chromosomes.

You seem upset, the conflicting reports are between yourself and number51...you say you went on a trip by yourself and number51 said that you paid for another chicks vacation with another dude. normally I would go with the actual source, but number51's report seems like a likely possibility given your history.

So you are doubling down on the story of you vacationing alone?