What are foods that you absolutely WILL NOT eat?

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I have given ranch many chances...I've hated it each and every time.

People say I'm weird, but I've tried it and tried to like it and no dice. Just one of those things.

What about an Asian ranch sauce?
 

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I have come to loathe cupcakes.... now this sounds odd, but stay with me.

Every fucking cupcake now has like 4-11 inches of icing on top.

I suppose this is limited to store bought cupcakes.... homemade can be ok.

In general the whole "The food needs height" thing irritates the **** outta me... it needs to be tall, so that eating it is annoying?
 

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In general the whole "The food needs height" thing irritates the **** outta me... it needs to be tall, so that eating it is annoying?


I guess this comes under the the dumbshit rubric of 'eating with your eyes'. Seriously think about it, every unnecessary problem with contemporary food stems from this lazy concept. Eating with your eyes.

Guess when we hit that food wall, and kids need to eat insects (well, not in Germany or in Ares's drains), kids(and adults) will be so used to eating with their eyes, that a lot of people will starve. <3 natural selection
 

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soon the frosting will be higher than the cake.
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I have come to loathe cupcakes.... now this sounds odd, but stay with me.

Every fucking cupcake now has like 4-11 inches of icing on top.

I suppose this is limited to store bought cupcakes.... homemade can be ok.

In general the whole "The food needs height" thing irritates the **** outta me... it needs to be tall, so that eating it is annoying?

I'm having the same problem when it comes to Burgers nowadays. Like when did we feel like we needed to starting putting onion rings/mashed potatoes/other meat/anything under the sun and create these monstrosities of burgers? They sound delish but you can't even eat them with them falling apart and getting everywhere.
 

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What about an Asian ranch sauce?
If it were actually a thing, I'd give it a shot. So far the only thing with ranch in its name that I have not hated is McDonald's habanero ranch sauce lol
 

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Here is where I get a little racist, and if clone hates me forever, then I'm sorry. Anytime I walk into a Chinese restaurant, the place just seems dirty. The chefs look dirty, the tables look dirty, everything. I walk into a sushi restaurant, and the place looks spotless. So maybe I've just conditioned myself.
The best Chinese restaurants are the ones that look the most disgusting. Just one of those things.
 

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I'm having the same problem when it comes to Burgers nowadays. Like when did we feel like we needed to starting putting onion rings/mashed potatoes/other meat/anything under the sun and create these monstrosities of burgers? They sound delish but you can't even eat them with them falling apart and getting everywhere.

Yep burgers and sandwiches... when they get to be like 4+ inches tall it becomes difficult to eat.... need to unhinge ur fucking jaw.

Also when I watch any of those Food Paradise or Triple D episodes where they do a hot dog place and cram like 2lbs of ingredients on a bun so there is no way to take a bite without getting half the toppings on your face/in your lap....

I mean it goes beyond just ridiculous portion sizes in America.... places knowingly make food difficult/messy to eat.... I don't grasp where this is a plus to people.

When you look at a burger or sandwich or hot dog and go "Hmmmm after first bite I am going to be wearing that".... how is that a positive?
 

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My goodness. Onions, oatmeal and raisin cookies, Asian food and mayo all mentioned and these are among my favorite things.

What I can't eat is peanuts, peanut butter, anything peanut related. I'm not allergic, just gag on the taste.

I can do without broccoli too.
 

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My goodness. Onions, oatmeal and raisin cookies, Asian food and mayo all mentioned and these are among my favorite things.

What I can't eat is peanuts, peanut butter, anything peanut related. I'm not allergic, just gag on the taste.

I can do without broccoli too.

See I eat a shit ton of roasted Broccoli on the regular and I keep a jar of peanut butter in my desk cupboard at work that I will literally eat with a spoon. Both of those things are awesome!
 

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See I eat a shit ton of roasted Broccoli on the regular and I keep a jar of peanut butter in my desk cupboard at work that I will literally eat with a spoon. Both of those things are awesome!
I like peanut butter too, but I couldn't eat it straight up like that. It's like...too hard to eat by itself or something.
 

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I used to hate it, but grew to like it

if you can eat fermented rotten hot garbage.. durian is for you..

"it smellstd?? like something almost died"

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In the health food category I hate Quinoa. No flavor and mushy.
 

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Same with Mexican restaurants. The hole in the wall places are the best.

In Dallas, many of the best tacos are at these counters in Gas stations. A buck for a taco de trompo (pastor).
 

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Only food that ever made me barf upon eating. Mom made a big scene when I was in third grade and forced me to try "just one bite". Serves you right.

Gtfo, beets.
 

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