What drives you nuts?

[Tommy 0]

Overly oppinionated know it all experts on every matter , bad drivers, crackheads, methheads just morons in general

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

Overly oppinionated know it all experts on every matter , bad drivers, crackheads, methheads just morons in general

So you really hate TCD that bad, huh?

 

[Tommy 0]

Nah he's alright in my book.

 

[the canadian dream]

yah i ride a bike...not a bad driver



crackhead/meathead...i have those locked up

 

[PatrickSharpRules]

People who are just in general assholes no matter the situation, those people suck. Also, anyone who legitimately likes rap music.

 

[supraman]

People who are just in general assholes no matter the situation, those people suck. Also, anyone who legitimately likes rap music.

...but ...but I like eminem....

 

[LordKOTL]

Mine? I'll form out in the form of a hypothetical conversation:



"Come on over KOTL! We're making a surprise for dinner and dessert that we know you and everyone else will love!"



"Okay, but if you put nuts or poppy seeds in anything please let me know so I can avoid them. I don't want to ruin your party with a visit to the ER."



"No worries, everything should be good for you."



"Bonus."



Time passes...dinner happens...nuts were included in the meal, and watch as KOTL sprints across the house to the nearest bathroom where he has to induce vomiting and take as much antihistamine as he can.



Fade up on KOTL as he approaches the hosts...



"I thought you said everything was safe to eat! Why didn't you tell me there were nuts in this!"



"Well, there was only a little, I didn't think it would be that big of a deal..."

~~~~~~~~~~

And I suppose if I would have spiked your drink with just a teensy-weensy bit of strychnine it wouldn't be a big deal, would it? Would it be a big deal if i exposed an open sore on you to just a tiny bit of HIV-infected blood? I mean it's not a lot--it shouldn't be dangerous. Fucking morons. And yes, I usually have to deal with some dingleberry like this every year.

 

[supraman]

Mine? I'll form out in the form of a hypothetical conversation:



"Come on over KOTL! We're making a surprise for dinner and dessert that we know you and everyone else will love!"



"Okay, but if you put nuts or poppy seeds in anything please let me know so I can avoid them. I don't want to ruin your party with a visit to the ER."



"No worries, everything should be good for you."



"Bonus."



Time passes...dinner happens...nuts were included in the meal, and watch as KOTL sprints across the house to the nearest bathroom where he has to induce vomiting and take as much antihistamine as he can.



Fade up on KOTL as he approaches the hosts...



"I thought you said everything was safe to eat! Why didn't you tell me there were nuts in this!"



"Well, there was only a little, I didn't think it would be that big of a deal..."

~~~~~~~~~~

And I suppose if I would have spiked your drink with just a teensy-weensy bit of strychnine it wouldn't be a big deal, would it? Would it be a big deal if i exposed an open sore on you to just a tiny bit of HIV-infected blood? I mean it's not a lot--it shouldn't be dangerous. Fucking morons. And yes, I usually have to deal with some dingleberry like this every year.

Want to come over for PB&J I promise no nuts in the PB

 

[bri]

People who are considered celebrities for doing absolutely nothing except annoy the rest of the human race. AKA Spencer, Heidi, Jon and Kate, Snooki. It should be illegal for the rest of us to have tolerate their obnoxious asses.

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

People who are considered celebrities for doing absolutely nothing except annoy the rest of the human race. AKA Spencer, Heidi, Jon and Kate, Snooki. It should be illegal for the rest of us to have tolerate their obnoxious asses.

And Obama?

 

[LordKOTL]

Want to come over for PB&J I promise no nuts in the PB

That's the funny thing. I'm not allergic to peanuts. Just tree nuts. Go fig.

 

[Shoots_he_scores]

Where to start.



-North Dakota Drivers, that little pedal to the right of the brake is called an accelerator learn to use it.

-Ignorant People

-Ebonics

-People who ask stupid questions

-Strangers striking up conversations in a public place where you're going to be for a while, ie on an airplane, i dont mind small talk but I don't give a shit about your kids or the rest of your life story, I just want to relax

-The Manitobans who invade North Dakota every weekend to go to shop, they are so fucking dumb and slow.

-A whole host of things around the airport that I fly at that none of you (maybe flychigcaga) would understand

-Landlords

-Neighbors having a party at 2am on a Wednesday

-Politically correct people

-Tree huggers

-The whale hunter guys on the discovery channel

-The North Dakota accent, just watch the movie Fargo and imagine hearing that 24/7

-Rich kids who expect everything to be handed to them

-People who pull the "Do you know who I am" card

-Slow internet



I could probably think of more but just thinking of these is driving me a little nuts



Thats all I can think of at the moment

 

[BiscuitintheBasket]

This happened to me earlier today in Schaumburg and I hate it too.

A lady was in a fairly nice new car and when I whipped around her, I went to give her a dirty look and saw she was on a CORDED phone.

Who the **** has a phone in the car with a cord ?!?!?!?

Possible she was charging her phone?







Very little drives me nuts, but usually it is people who knee-jerk on anything (including my nuts), or are the interweb toughguy know it all's that can never admit they are wrong.....actually that last one does not drive me nuts as I like to push their buttons because it is sooo easy.

 

[supraman]

Where to start.



-North Dakota Drivers, that little pedal to the right of the brake is called an accelerator learn to use it.

-Ignorant People

-Ebonics

-People who ask stupid questions

-Strangers striking up conversations in a public place where you're going to be for a while, ie on an airplane, i dont mind small talk but I don't give a shit about your kids or the rest of your life story, I just want to relax

-The Manitobans who invade North Dakota every weekend to go to shop, they are so fucking dumb and slow.

-A whole host of things around the airport that I fly at that none of you (maybe flychigcaga) would understand

-Landlords

-Neighbors having a party at 2am on a Wednesday

-Politically correct people

-Tree huggers

-The whale hunter guys on the discovery channel

-The North Dakota accent, just watch the movie Fargo and imagine hearing that 24/7

-Rich kids who expect everything to be handed to them

-People who pull the "Do you know who I am" card

-Slow internet



I could probably think of more but just thinking of these is driving me a little nuts



Thats all I can think of at the moment

I would like to add bad Tit jobs. When I am watching porn and your boobs are horribly disfigured....get the **** off the camera and get them fixed you just killed my wood.

 

[JOVE23]

Screaming crying children in public places.

 

[bri]

Is it wrong that i wish I had sexsomnia instead of insomnia all the time? I am watching Strange Sex and some woman has it on there where she has sex in her sleep all the time. Damn, some people just have all the luck.

 

[Pez68]

Is it wrong that i wish I had sexsomnia instead of insomnia all the time? I am watching Strange Sex and some woman has it on there where she has sex in her sleep all the time. Damn, some people just have all the luck.

For the record, insomnia might be better. Just spend the time you would be sleeping, having sex. Bonus is, you'll actually remember it.

 

[the canadian dream]

john scott

 

[Chief Walking Stick]

john scott

Dang... you let a good for nothin tall white male drive your nuts?

 

[Shoots_he_scores]

Is it wrong that i wish I had sexsomnia instead of insomnia all the time? I am watching Strange Sex and some woman has it on there where she has sex in her sleep all the time. Damn, some people just have all the luck.

I think we could have a thread just for Bri quotes