What drives you nuts?

[jakobeast]

You know what really pisses me off when the drivers at work tell me I look tired.



To me its basically saying that I look like shit, when I try really hard to look pretty..

You don't need to try.























































































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show me your titties

 

[TSD]

My buddy routinely calls the cops on folks in the 'burbs who park like idiots. Occasionally around soccer season, we'll sit on his porch drinking some beers and watch the soccer mom's park on a curve in the road that clearly has a "No Parking" sign... and call the cops and watch them swing around and just leave ticket after ticket.



Definitely agree on treating any kind of waitstaff like an asshole. It's says a lot about a person when you see how they interact with people they feel are "lower" or subserviant to them.

The thing is, I wonder where this attitude came from. Because it isn't just "rich" people that acted this way. From my experience wealthy males were in general the most respectful, their trophy wives on the otherhand....



People that roll up in some rusted out jalopy were by far the worst, just because your the overnight renta cop somewhere doesnt make you better than me, it probably pays the same, that and im a teenager so **** you.



And fuckin soccer moms, this one came in and could not get over "how I could work there" "am I going to work here for the rest of my life" "its pathetic" etc. etc. etc. Im fuckin 16 *****! Am I supposed to be the fucking CEO of a fortune 500 company or something right now!? Who the **** is going to work at these places if teenagers dont, jesus fucking christ, and you probably dont even have a job other than raising your uppity rugrats that have names such as Hunter, Gallahger, and fuckface (the two previous names, are names of little cousins of mine)



That brings me to my next pet peeve:



GIVE YOUR FUCKING KIDS NORMAL FUCKING NAMES, quit trying to be some uppity original prick.



I didnt know one fucking kid with some dumbass name like that when I was growing up. Why does everybody want to give their kids a last name for a first name.



If some of you have done that shame on you. Those names are really stupid.



Those fucking names sound gross coming out of the mouth, no man wants to be married to a broad named gallahger.

 

[Soaps]

You don't need to try.









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show me your titties

i love that you put that in the smallest font possible. you will never give up

 

[jakobeast]

i love that you put that in the smallest font possible. you will never give up

I am nothing if not persistent. And dumb. And smelly. And obese. And a little tired. And hungry.

 

[bookjones]

I'm beta-testing.

Heh, when I first saw your post I thought I read it as "beta-basting" before I re-read.

 

[bookjones]

Oh, another peeve since I saw this on my way to the office this morning: chicks who CAN NOT walk competently in their high heels. I see these ladies walking in baby steps all painful-like or else their ankles turning out hither and yon and think to myself, #FAIL! The point isn't to look like a goddamn human Weeble Wobble all the while you're *thinking* you're looking all cute. My feet weep in sympathy for their feet.

 

[Ymono37]

Heh, when I first saw your post I thought I read it as "beta-basting" before I re-read.

It's only called that when I'm trying out new lotions for... private time.

 

[Ymono37]

I am nothing if not persistent. And dumb. And smelly. And obese. And a little tired. And hungry.

And... oh wait, you got them all. Good for you!

 

[FlaHawkFan]

Never go to Florida, no one fucking uses turn signals. Look dickheads they are there to indicate your intentions to your fellow drivers, I try to be a considerate driver at all times, if I pull out in front of someone, I get up to speed before they are on my bumper and I match their speed even if they were speeding. I hate when people do it to me

Unfortunately, it was my experience that most of those folks were from somewhere well north of Florida. I'm looking at you, Ohio, Michigan, New York, and especially Quebec and Ontario. Northern people retire to Florida and drive horribly.



When I was a kid, my Dad always said he wanted to create a bumper sticker that said "When I get old, I'm going to move North and drive slow in the fast lane." I suppose there are a lot more actual Floridians driving lousy now, but when I lived there, the vast majority of them were retired Northerners.



As for what drives me nuts? A particular person who watches the Hawks -- whether on TV or live -- and does NOTHING but complain, even though the person really has no good clue what is going on. Even when they score there is no joy, only an "It's about TIME!!!" I think this particular person's constant complaining, always (including every game we watched last year), is the main reason I'm so inclined to defend the Hawks' play, even when criticism is deserved. I can only imagine what it must have been like growing up as the child of this person.

 

[R K]

Dumb fucking people. That's what pisses me off. It's a shame they will reproduce and make more DUMB FUCKING PEOPLE!

 

[whiteevo]

wings fans drive me nuts. fuckin hate them.

 

[bookjones]

It's only called that when I'm trying out new lotions for... private time.

Eh, screw traditional lotions. That's sooooo 20th Century---you should try body butters as I am certain it would up the proverbial "ante" during your private time, make it more luxurious as it were! Plus leave your skin in amazing shape as an added bonus. I swear by The Body Shop's Coconut Body Butter.

 

[LordKOTL]

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GIVE YOUR FUCKING KIDS NORMAL FUCKING NAMES, quit trying to be some uppity original prick.



I didnt know one fucking kid with some dumbass name like that when I was growing up. Why does everybody want to give their kids a last name for a first name.



If some of you have done that shame on you. Those names are really stupid.



Those fucking names sound gross coming out of the mouth, no man wants to be married to a broad named gallahger.

I'm in partial agreement. I don't think anyone should have a last name as a first name or anything odd like that...



...however most "normal" names are also Christian names. That really cuts down the "normal" name pool for those us us who want nothing to do with that religion.



And contrary to that, when it comes to names, my major hatres are:



Parents who have kids who's names all begin with the same initial.



Parents who just have to name their kids with the most common fucking names there are. Case in point: I think i'm the first firstborn male in my family in 4 generations to *not* be named "Joesph". I have so many cousins/uncles named Joe or a variant thereof it's pathetic.



I know you don't want to go to outlandish with names, but use a little creativity, or do you really want your kids to be "soul-dead conformist members of the american consumer culture?" (© George Carlin).

 

[bri]

The thing is, I wonder where this attitude came from. Because it isn't just "rich" people that acted this way. From my experience wealthy males were in general the most respectful, their trophy wives on the otherhand....



People that roll up in some rusted out jalopy were by far the worst, just because your the overnight renta cop somewhere doesnt make you better than me, it probably pays the same, that and im a teenager so **** you.



And fuckin soccer moms, this one came in and could not get over "how I could work there" "am I going to work here for the rest of my life" "its pathetic" etc. etc. etc. Im fuckin 16 *****! Am I supposed to be the fucking CEO of a fortune 500 company or something right now!? Who the **** is going to work at these places if teenagers dont, jesus fucking christ, and you probably dont even have a job other than raising your uppity rugrats that have names such as Hunter, Gallahger, and fuckface (the two previous names, are names of little cousins of mine)



That brings me to my next pet peeve:



GIVE YOUR FUCKING KIDS NORMAL FUCKING NAMES, quit trying to be some uppity original prick.



I didnt know one fucking kid with some dumbass name like that when I was growing up. Why does everybody want to give their kids a last name for a first name.



If some of you have done that shame on you. Those names are really stupid.



Those fucking names sound gross coming out of the mouth, no man wants to be married to a broad named gallahger.

Thanks for the laugh, Hun. I almost peed my pants. You know I love your rants.





I agree with how people treat other people. Like their job defines them or something. This is my favorite line from a song I am writing. "No amount of money gives you class and lack there of does not make you trash."

 

[supraman]

Dumb fucking people. That's what pisses me off. It's a shame they will reproduce and make more DUMB FUCKING PEOPLE!

So what you are saying is you shouldn't reproduce? Sorry RK that one was easy.



But I think you are meaning people like FrankG or Fluffie?

 

[R K]

Ha...



At least I stopped after ONE!

 

[The Count Dante]

BAH! I am a better man then you... I dont have anything living attached to me! Which IS for the greater good...

 

[bookjones]

Ha...



At least I stopped after ONE!

Only children RULE!!!!!

 

[supraman]

BAH! I am a better man then you... I dont have anything living attached to me! Which IS for the greater good...

No one wants little dante's running around. One of you is too much

 

[phranchk]

-I hate hearing the Fox News talking points iterated almost verbatim....or the MSNBC for that matter. Form your own damn opinions based on the information you hear. While you're at it, don't believe the first source you hear. Try to double check your facts before spewing them back at me.

-Left lane drivers on the highway. The left lane is for passing. Move the **** over.

Also, that same left lane driver who has to pass a semi going exactly 1 mph faster than the semi.

-Leapfrogging. I use my cruise control. When I don't I can still keep a pretty constant speed in my car. I hate when a person passes me and then 1 minute later I have to pass them because they slowed the **** down. 1 minute after that they pass me again. Back and forth the cycle goes. I wish I had a spike strip I could throw down behind my car for ******* like that.