What drives me nuts? Chicks that wear water filled or padded bras. That's false advertisement and I hate that, i am think awesome she has great boobs, cop a feel and WTF.....
That reminds me, while this adds to more thread derailment. OCt. 31 2005, while this will sound like the start of an amazing porno, my pet peeve was my lack of action into making it so. A buddy and me were out partying at ISU, we go to walk back to my apartment, it was quite a walk and we had to piss, we walk into some random apartment complex, knock on the first door. Open it up, there are 8 girls in there topless, wearing bra's that are like 3 sizes too small for their cans, shots lined up on their counter and cards out. We explained our situation, they let us use the pisser and we left. I think we were in such shock and awe, we couldnt run any game and just left. and if any one could its that particular friend of mine, he has the body of a greek god and is the prettiest man I know and has probably fucked 50 women in his day.
and we walked home in silence after we could have had the greatest story ever told, and it turns out to be the biggest cocktease story ever.
I mean come on if you start a story with walked into an apartment full of women with no shirts on, ohhh i like where this is going, we used the bathroom, then we left WTF!!!!
