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Hmmm... I didn't know ladies used "lotions" when engaging in private time activities.
And I imagine it the coconut gives it an almost tropical sensation.
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Hmmm... I didn't know ladies used "lotions" when engaging in private time activities.
And I imagine it the coconut gives it an almost tropical sensation.
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Hmmm... I didn't know ladies used "lotions" when engaging in private time activities.
And I imagine it the coconut gives it an almost tropical sensation.
Coconut flavored vagoo....
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Hmmm... I didn't know ladies used "lotions" when engaging in private time activities.
And I imagine it the coconut gives it an almost tropical sensation.
I was clearly implying that *I* use body butter as a general skin moisturizer---for *you* I was clearly suggesting that it could make *your* so-called "private time" perhaps more luxurious if heretofore you've only used old-fashioned lotions. You are a dirty, filthy man. Heh.
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Couldn't agree more with the names. When I hear Tanner, Blake, Tucker, Dakota, Skyler, Bauer, any normal name replacing I's with Y's, Bryce, Harrison, you get the idea, I want to throw a fucking brick at their parents. I'm not saying everyone should be named Joe or Bob or Bill but for fucks sake people.
That said and with KOTL reminding me of George Carlin, here's his take on names.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo8CrY_ZfFk[/media]
That said and with KOTL reminding me of George Carlin, here's his take on names.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo8CrY_ZfFk[/media]
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I was clearly implying that *I* use body butter as a general skin moisturizer---for *you* I was clearly suggesting that it could make *your* so-called "private time" perhaps more luxurious if heretofore you've only used old-fashioned lotions. You are a dirty, filthy man. Heh.
Heck the first time I ever beat off was in eighth grade, my mom had this shit called utter balm mosturizer, that shit was great.
its got to be horrible for mothers when they start wondering where all their lotion is going and the realization hits them.
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I was clearly implying that *I* use body butter as a general skin moisturizer---for *you* I was clearly suggesting that it could make *your* so-called "private time" perhaps more luxurious if heretofore you've only used old-fashioned lotions. You are a dirty, filthy man. Heh.
That I am. Though some would probably say it should be boy or at the very least, man-boy.
Besides, I don't actually use any lotions for that activity... never needed it. And now you all know. Sweet dreams.
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Yeah, the shit for cows can be awesome---Bag Balm (which I am sure is similar to the balm you spanked the monkey with) is great in the winter for moisturizing your hands or if your hands are chapped. But that stuff is thick like pomade or ointment and isn't really "lotion" per se---like having a goddamn lard slick on your hands/elbows so more power to you if you were able to make it "work" for you.
You *do* pose a slightly horrific scenario to imagine for all the mothers out there.
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I find lotions, when used sparingly, are a wonderful treat to oneself. All the time and big whoop.
I once did it so much I started bleeding.
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Yeah, the shit for cows can be awesome---Bag Balm (which I am sure is similar to the balm you spanked the monkey with) is great in the winter for moisturizing your hands or if your hands are chapped. But that stuff is thick like pomade or ointment and isn't really "lotion" per se---like having a goddamn lard slick on your hands/elbows so more power to you if you were able to make it "work" for you.
You *do* pose a slightly horrific scenario to imagine for all the mothers out there.
that balm shit is great because you dont need to "refresh" your serving. With lotion you eventually work it in and need to get a few refresher squirts, unless you havent squeezed one off in a while and you're really worked up before hand and the porn you pop on is right in your wheelhouse and its only a few strokes to glory. I am also not opposed to using baby oil.
Im like macGuyver when it comes to beating off, Ive used just about anything that will lubricate, shampoo(not reccomended, it literally kills the top layer of skin on your wee wee, if you use this too frequently, and it will shed like a snake), conditioner(perfectly good alternative), baby oil, olive oil/canola oil, ky and assorted sex lubricants (actually not that great ex-gf would use that occationally if givin me a handy and I dont prefer it). Im one of those wierdo's that actually loves hand jobs for some reason, far more than bj's dont know why. One time, I filled up two latex gloves with water lubed em, and tried to see if it would be like booby fucking, bathroom floor ended up all wet as they exploded.
Im sure all the females jaws are dropped right now so ill stop.
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Did someone say coconut butter?
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Also do not use soap. If it gets into the urethra BURNS LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER and you think your dick is going to explode. It gets super red and swells (not the good swell either).
Also I think I know why you like handys so much. Think about it if you are beating the salami by yourself, you know exactly what you are going to do so it is anticipated. Someone else you have no idea what is next.
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ROFLMAO. I'm trying to picture the latex glove episode. This has to be one of the funniest posts ever. Oh my.
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No lie right? This convo has gone in a direction one could never have predicted with the mere mention of lotion---that's the IHN gene pool for ya! LOL
I used to just think it was a weird visual to think of dairy farmers putting Bag Balm on cow udders for it's intended purpose all the while slathering it on my hands but TSD has hands-down and forever more obliterated that mental visual like a fucking two-ton bomb to be replaced with his dedicated commitment to lotion and wanking! My word!
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