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For an appetizer, I'm going with cheese curds and ranch. Easy.

Main course I'm going with a NY Strip steak, medium rare. Creamy mashed potatoes lathered up in butter and a beef gravy sauce. Asparagus and and corn on the cob for my veggie.

Don't have much of a sweet tooth, but for desert I'll go with strawberry cheesecake.

Then die a happy man
 

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Cheese smokie link, fun sized bag of chips and small Sprite from the Shell
 

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I’ll warm up with bacon and eggs. It’s my thing. Then I’ll take the Ny strip steak rare, spinach and a sweet potato, lots of butter..:real butter.

For desert, pineapple bread pudding.
 

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Dry aged bone in ribeye rare and a giant broiled Lobster tail with a glass of Lagavulin 16. It's called The Ron Swanson with Lobster.

No veggies, no spuds, no sweets.

Or BBQ.
 

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Porterhouse - Medium Rare
Steak Fries - Piping Hot
Asparagus - Sauteed in Butter
Ice Cream - Cookie dough

Some buttered rolls from Golden Corral aswell.
 

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Depends on the method of execution.
 

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I’ll warm up with bacon and eggs. It’s my thing. Then I’ll take the Ny strip steak rare, spinach and a sweet potato, lots of butter..:real butter.

For desert, pineapple bread pudding.
Why do you make it so hard to hate you?
 

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A lynching
Cobb Salad with a light vinaigrette. White wine, and then probably a simple ice cream sundae for desert.

Seems like you wouldn't want something that's going to sit in you for a lynching.
 

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Porterhouse - Medium Rare
Steak Fries - Piping Hot
Asparagus - Sauteed in Butter
Ice Cream - Cookie dough

Some buttered rolls from Golden Corral aswell.
Buttered rolls are the best thing at Golden Coral
 

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Can you imagine eating at golden coral, steam tables lined up with petri dishes disguised as food. Sticky little poor kids getting snot on all the serving spoons. I would imagine quite a few fools have had their last meals at that shit hole.
 

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Bottle of Jose. Biggest bag of cocaine I've ever seen. 50 joints and maybe a few steaks but probably wouldn't get to them.
 

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Can you imagine eating at golden coral, steam tables lined up with petri dishes disguised as food. Sticky little poor kids getting snot on all the serving spoons. I would imagine quite a few fools have had their last meals at that shit hole.

Yum...never had the privilege of eating there.
 

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Yum...never had the privilege of eating there.

Me neither, but have been to places like it years ago. Country Buffet, or something like that, and then there was this place on the corner or Army Trail and Bloomingdale, I don't remember the name, my kid called it "the place with the blue roof" she loved that place and whenever she got to pick a place to eat (birthdays and things) that was her go to place. But she was a little kid and didn't know other peoples little kids are gross AF. I was overjoyed when she grew up a little and started picking good restaurants.

I have no idea why adults with no kids go to these dives.
 

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1 large deep dish cheese from Lou's.
 

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Me neither, but have been to places like it years ago. Country Buffet, or something like that, and then there was this place on the corner or Army Trail and Bloomingdale, I don't remember the name, my kid called it "the place with the blue roof" she loved that place and whenever she got to pick a place to eat (birthdays and things) that was her go to place. But she was a little kid and didn't know other peoples little kids are gross AF. I was overjoyed when she grew up a little and started picking good restaurants.

I have no idea why adults with no kids go to these dives.

Some people think quantity>quality for some reason.
 

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Bottle of Jose. Biggest bag of cocaine I've ever seen. 50 joints and maybe a few steaks but probably wouldn't get to them.

Jose - as in Cuervo? Please tell me you are referring to one of their ultra-premium extra aged anejos (right?) and not something vile like 1800....
 

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French onion soup and shrimp cocktail-1st course
Blue cheese wedge-2nd
King Crab with Ribeye, med rare with Roquefort butter and au jus.
Chocolate Mouse with a chocolate malt.
Red wine and water. Lots of red wine.
 

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For an appetizer, I'm going with cheese curds and ranch. Easy.

Main course I'm going with a NY Strip steak, medium rare. Creamy mashed potatoes lathered up in butter and a beef gravy sauce. Asparagus and and corn on the cob for my veggie.

Don't have much of a sweet tooth, but for desert I'll go with strawberry cheesecake.

Then die a happy man

And when they pull the lever and fry your ass in the chair, your piss will smell like asparagus.
 

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