What would be your last meal?

[Tater]

And when they pull the lever and fry your ass in the chair, your piss will smell like asparagus.

That might be a bonus. Stick it the the executioner.

 

[MDB111™]

Bushel of crabs
Pound of shrimp
Old bay corn
Bone in rib eye
Baked potatoes
Green beans
Pineapple kush for dessert
Then take me off to pasture and send one through me, stopping my ticket and beaming me up to baby jesus and all thee heathens I've known that have also passed on.

 

[brett05]

So if I did something deserving death, I think I'd pass on the meal. Too overwhelmed with grief for what I'd have done.

But my family knows about my last meal for years, tangent here slightly.

I'm type 2 diabetic. They know that packages of oreos and a couple of gallons of ice cold Tropicana orange tangerine to wash it all down. Man I miss those two so much.

 

[Penny Traitor]

So if I did something deserving death, I think I'd pass on the meal. Too overwhelmed with grief for what I'd have done.

Awfully selfish of you.

At the very least, I would round up a dozen of my besties and get polluted on red wine the night before with plenty of fresh baked bread to keep anyone from getting sick.

 

[nvanprooyen]

Tough question, because I really love food so hard to narrow down the choices. Lots of great replies here so far. Guess I'll go primarily seafood with this:

- Lobster bisque
- A dozen oysters. Half steamed, half raw.
- Blackened grouper topped with a creamy, wine and crab meat sauce.
- 8oz filet, medium rare
- Asparagus
- Garlic mashed potatoes
- Multiple IPAs while I'm eating all that
- Cherry cheesecake
- Finish it up with a Macallan 25, and a nice cigar. Probably something Dominican.

 

[nvanprooyen]

Me neither, but have been to places like it years ago. Country Buffet, or something like that, and then there was this place on the corner or Army Trail and Bloomingdale, I don't remember the name, my kid called it "the place with the blue roof" she loved that place and whenever she got to pick a place to eat (birthdays and things) that was her go to place. But she was a little kid and didn't know other peoples little kids are gross AF. I was overjoyed when she grew up a little and started picking good restaurants.

I have no idea why adults with no kids go to these dives.

I haven't been to a buffet like that in years, but from what I remember is the majority of adults eating at these places are morbidly obese. I guess at that point it's all about the quantity.

 

[nvanprooyen]

Some people think quantity>quality for some reason.

Yeah, this

 

[Hawkeye OG]

Some people think quantity>quality for some reason.

Yes, they are called fat people and we have a lot of them in America!

 

[Fatman LOU]

Japanese Waygu Porterhouse Steak
Garlic Mashed potatoes.
Sauteed Asparagus
Garlic Shrimp for appetizer.
And PBR's

 

[HeHateMe]

Starter: a couple of dozen raw oysters and a dozen fried oysters
Soup: bouillabaisse
Surf: grilled Mantis Shrimps with drawn butter
Beef course: Dry aged bone in grass-fed ribeye wood grilled medium rare with stilton butter
Pork course: heritage breed schweinshaxe
Poultry course: duck confit garnished with crispy duck breast skin
Sides of creamed spinach, au gratin taters
Dessert - cheese plate

Drinks - good bourbon and scotch, neat, nice German beers

 

[Fatman LOU]

Starter: a couple of dozen raw oysters and a dozen fried oysters
Soup: bouillabaisse
Surf: grilled Mantis Shrimps with drawn butter
Beef course: Dry aged bone in grass-fed ribeye wood grilled medium rare with stilton butter
Pork course: heritage breed schweinshaxe
Poultry course: duck confit garnished with crispy duck breast skin
Sides of creamed spinach, au gratin taters
Dessert - cheese plate

Drinks - good bourbon and scotch, neat, nice German beers

You like grass fed beef over corn fed?

 

[Ares]

Starter: a couple of dozen raw oysters and a dozen fried oysters
Soup: bouillabaisse
Surf: grilled Mantis Shrimps with drawn butter
Beef course: Dry aged bone in grass-fed ribeye wood grilled medium rare with stilton butter
Pork course: heritage breed schweinshaxe
Poultry course: duck confit garnished with crispy duck breast skin
Sides of creamed spinach, au gratin taters
Dessert - cheese plate

Drinks - good bourbon and scotch, neat, nice German beers

Literally nothing in this meal was fanned out, 0/10

You are much disappoint

 

[HeHateMe]

You like grass fed beef over corn fed?

Yes. Also minimum 18 months on the range.

 

[brett05]

Awfully selfish of you.

At the very least, I would round up a dozen of my besties and get polluted on red wine the night before with plenty of fresh baked bread to keep anyone from getting sick.

You don't leave prison to have the meal

 

[HeHateMe]

Literally nothing in this meal was fanned out, 0/10

You are much disappoint

The duck confit gets fanned out.

 

[HeHateMe]

You don't leave prison to have the meal

Who said anything about this being a prison meal? Btw, wages of sin is death idiot. You aren't going to be raptured, fatboi.

 

[brett05]

Who said anything about this being a prison meal? Btw, wages of sin is death idiot. You aren't going to be raptured, fatboi.

Glad I can give you a reason to live today, can I expect my dislike anytime soon?

 

[Fatman LOU]

Yes. Also minimum 18 months on the range.

Corn fed for me always. Anytime we buy half or quarter sides of beef i will ask if its angus or hereford or cross.
And if it was corn fed or grass fed.

 

[DC]

You like grass fed beef over corn fed?

Doesn't everyone? I have a 1/4 cow in my freezer. Grass fed and delicious!

 

[HeHateMe]

Corn fed for me always. Anytime we buy half or quarter sides of beef i will ask if its angus or hereford or cross.
And if it was corn fed or grass fed.

To each their own. My wife's parents retired and bought a farm and have been raising grass-fed beef for 12 years. After about 5 years they produce cattle that is just as marbled as your "Prime" corn fed feed lot beef, and much more flavorful, but also much more expensive for the people who pay for it. We're lucky though, have just under 200 lbs of it in our freezer and paid for it with grandchildren visits.