Why are you NOT a dog person?

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Wtf? Who doesn't like dogs? How do u live with yourself? Is it cool not having a soul?

Explain your shiz here if you're a dog h8er
 

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Not a dog hater, but there's no way at the moment that I could have a dog.
I know my wife wants a dog, but both of us are too busy in our careers to take care of one at the moment.
She's very much against my idea of getting a giant schnauzer.
 

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I love dogs, but I have no time to take care of one
 

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Dogs are too needy and competes with time I rather spend doing other things
 

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Not a dog hater, but there's no way at the moment that I could have a dog.
I know my wife wants a dog, but both of us are too busy in our careers to take care of one at the moment.
She's very much against my idea of getting a giant schnauzer.

I love dogs, but I have no time to take care of one

Dogs are too needy and competes with time I rather spend doing other things

All of you are dead to me, and apparently dead on the inside.

Have none of you seen the "adopt-a-dog" commercials????
 

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All of you are dead to me, and apparently dead on the inside.

Have none of you seen the "adopt-a-dog" commercials????

I turn it down and play sludge metal so I feel much better about myself.
So many dumb fucks out there getting dogs when they can't take care of themselves.
Man 1: Just got a husky
Me: You must have a lot of land so it can run.
Man 1: No. I have a 600 square foot apartment next to a busy interstate. It's perfect.
Me: You're the best pet owner ever. Ever think about another large dog for all of that space?
 

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I turn it down and play sludge metal so I feel much better about myself.
So many dumb fucks out there getting dogs when they can't take care of themselves.
Man 1: Just got a husky
Me: You must have a lot of land so it can run.
Man 1: No. I have a 600 square foot apartment next to a busy interstate. It's perfect.
Me: You're the best pet owner ever. Ever think about another large dog for all of that space?

I want to get a husky but I am concerned about the yard issue and we only have about 5,000 square feet. Sucks.
 

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Currently raising a Great Dane puppy. Having a puppy again is testing my love of dogs. He's cute, but man are they a pain in the ass. Our other dog was so easy we didn't even realize it.

So, I like dogs. But sometimes I hate dogs. Especially when they pee on the carpet and chew shit up, then **** those *******. Then they're all cute and cuddly and I like them again.
 

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I used to work at an animal hospital and it made me hate small dogs like chihuahuas. But in general I love dogs.
 

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I like dogs... I don't like dog shit... or any shit for that matter.
 

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I had a dog or dogs my whole life. But, as soon as we had a baby, everything changed. He was always in the way and never gets the attention he deserves. I feel bad for him. Once he passes we will not get another dog. Between the attention, food, puke, shit and piss in the yard, it's too much work with a young family.
 
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Currently raising a Great Dane puppy. Having a puppy again is testing my love of dogs. He's cute, but man are they a pain in the ass. Our other dog was so easy we didn't even realize it.

So, I like dogs. But sometimes I hate dogs. Especially when they pee on the carpet and chew shit up, then **** those *******. Then they're all cute and cuddly and I like them again.

Make sure you socialize him. They are very mean and dangerous if they aren't properly socialized.
 

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