Why are you NOT a dog person?

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Dogs don't stab you in the back like people do, they're by your side and loyal to you until the end.
We had a Bull Mastiff that lost his fucking mind when he hit 1. He went after my wife and I had to fight that ****** for 10 minutes to get him in the backyard.He lived outside after that. Died at 2 from bone cancer so he had a reason to be a prick.
 

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Brett would probably report you to scoot, clone, or zack.
 

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Make sure you socialize him. They are very mean and dangerous if they aren't properly socialized.
We do. He has been boarded a few different times so he's ok with other people. He's also done day camp a few times, but can't for a while because he's not neutered and most places don't allow intact dogs over 6 months old. We also take him to obedience class every other week.

That being said, he's a giant 7 month old puppy and acts like a puppy so he's a handful.

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Fiance came home a few weeks ago with a Blue Tick Coon Hound. Can't wait to see how this thing destroys my house once she and I go back to school in the fall.

Blue Tick Coon Hounds are awesome

But I am partial to hounds
 

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When my kid was 3 or 4 we went to the home of one of my wives co-workers. Introductions, then my daughter says "where is your dog?" they say we don't have one, kid asks about their cat, don't have one. She finally gets to the point and asks, "what kind of pets do you have?", they say none, my kid gets this look like she has just landed on an alien planet.

Yes, always at the very least dogs. There was a few years where our house was a fucking zoo.
 

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When my kid was 3 or 4 we went to the home of one of my wives co-workers. Introductions, then my daughter says "where is your dog?" they say we don't have one, kid asks about their cat, don't have one. She finally gets to the point and asks, "what kind of pets do you have?", they say none, my kid gets this look like she has just landed on an alien planet.

Yes, always at the very least dogs. There was a few years where our house was a fucking zoo.

Have a dog and cat.
They showed up while I was deployed but I like them now... The dog is very cool.

Anyway your story reminds me of my little brother.
He just can't turn an animal away. His house is a zoo.
They all behave well and he just has a way with them.
It's pretty funny sometimes...
He gets extreme though... His snake attacked a ferret and collapsed its lung before he could get to it.
Pulled it out of its mouth. Paid a couple grand to save the ferret.
He's not a rich guy but that's who he is. Very generous too.
After that the snake got mean as shit so he donated it to a little zoo place.
I guess you don't take chow out of a snakes mouth.
His dogs are the most obedient I've seen.
He looks at the floor and they all lay down at once.
Pretty cool.
 

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My brother in law is crazy like that. The best story was when he bought a donkey and put him with his little goats...the donkey decided to grab the goats in the middle of the back and slam them to the ground. Killed all of them... about 25. I think he shot the donkey.
 

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The fanaticism is all my wife and kid. I have seen them watch a war movie and not bat an eye until a horse gets shot, then the outrage/tears.

Before my kid was born our hamster Louis hurt his leg on his wheel. Wife freaks out and gets him in a shoe box and says let's go. Worst ice storm I have ever seen before or since, cars sliding out everywhere. We get to to the vet, we wait while he examines Louis. Doc comes out and turns on the x-ray viewing box and puts in the x-ray of a hamsters profile. I thought it was a joke, he pointed out the fracture, put Louis in a cast.

Bottom line $55.00 vet bill for a $5.00 Hamster. We could have bought 11 new ones. I still think vet's have stock x-rays of various animal injuries.

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That was 35 years ago, Louis is still alive and well, he's slowed down a bit but he still.....

Nah, I'm just fucking with you, he died like 6 months later.
 

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My brother in law is crazy like that. The best story was when he bought a donkey and put him with his little goats...the donkey decided to grab the goats in the middle of the back and slam them to the ground. Killed all of them... about 25. I think he shot the donkey.
I'm sure holidays with your family really blows
 

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My brother in law is crazy like that. The best story was when he bought a donkey and put him with his little goats...the donkey decided to grab the goats in the middle of the back and slam them to the ground. Killed all of them... about 25. I think he shot the donkey.

For the record that beat the shit out of my snake/ferret story.
Damn near soiled myself...
 
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We do. He has been boarded a few different times so he's ok with other people. He's also done day camp a few times, but can't for a while because he's not neutered and most places don't allow intact dogs over 6 months old. We also take him to obedience class every other week.

That being said, he's a giant 7 month old puppy and acts like a puppy so he's a handful.

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He looks like miniature version of the one that mangled 2 of my fingers last summer. Glad you guys are doing the right thing with him.
 

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He looks like miniature version of the one that mangled 2 of my fingers last summer. Glad you guys are doing the right thing with him.

Are you just left with a shocker? I mean nobody wants to lose 2 fingers, but being left with a permanent shocker, would be the best scenario.
 

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People who dont like dogs are mildly Special person. Wait, are we counting small dogs as dogs?
 

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My brother in law is crazy like that. The best story was when he bought a donkey and put him with his little goats...the donkey decided to grab the goats in the middle of the back and slam them to the ground. Killed all of them... about 25. I think he shot the donkey.

Jesus.
 

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