Sorry bruh, I don't think Jerry will sell you the Bulls for 5 grand so that's definately not the answer.
That barely covers the price for group bulls tickets with good seats and a meal for the group for just 1 game now. :shrug:
I wouldn't sell either when the Bulls profit margin is way above fair....but if I was 80 years old like Jerry, I would definately consider it. After all, Jerry is at the age where he won't have full brain function. Therefore, someone could take advantage of him and swindle the Bulls from him much cheaper later and rip him off.....For that reason, if I was Jerry I would sell and give my full attention the the team I really love, The SoX....That way the Sox's chances at winning another World Series increases drastically, as all of big bank Jerrys money, effort and time can be put into the Sox 100%.....He's happy, pockets a lot of money for selling Bulls, wins another world series, While the Bulls chances at a title increase under new ownership & management........EVERYONE WINS....JERRY WINS, THE SOX WIN, THE BULLS WIN, EVERYONE IS HAPPY....in this perfect world of my fantasy.
But seriously, Jerry is old and won't be around in 20 years, so its in his best interest to sell the Bulls now while there stock is very high, at its highest ever.
He can then live happily ever after spending his money on whores, booz, and make love to the Sox for the rest of his life.
Why would anyone not be happy for Jerry for that? He could even hire Pax and Gar to be his butler, or personal asswiper.
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