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Because one protein bar is gonna make you HUGE! That's how this stuff works
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Best workout supplement...Pizza
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PIGEONS ARE WORSE THAN COCKROACHES AND YOU KNOW IT
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yeah..but its easier to stomp a roach vs a pigeon
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I mean... I can't blame people for being uninformed on certain products but that had to have been the dumbest thing anyone have ever said to me at GNC. The shit people would buy there. Idk if any workout heads here remember "the strap", the dumbass wrist band that had some kind of copper in it that basically turned you into the Juggernaut..I can't remember what it cost but I think it was $100. Some poor kids came in one day asking about it and back then I considered myself big, I told them I use one on each hand and leg. Dumbasses bought every single one I had.
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Straps are supposed to help you grip heavy weights right? Like a stability thing or something?
People are dumb though...always looking for the fast solution instead of putting actual work in.
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Those are lifting straps. That's all grip. What I'm talking about was just some overpriced bracelet.
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That just makes the scenario even more hilarious now
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It never ceases to amaze me how bullshit products constantly cycle through in that industry, with people lined up ready to buy them.
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The strap is the real life equivalent to the Infinity Gauntlet in the Marvel universe. I recommend everyone buy one and feel the true power of the universe.
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Well, based on this review...I'll take 4 please!!
This thing works!
By adamx20 on December 4, 2013
HOLY GOD!
I remember when these things were $130 ... now they are only $90! This item is an absolute steal. The Strap is a small, quantum polarized pendant. That's right people, Fizogen has quantified the poles and placed them on this small pendant. It comes with a wrist strap and a neck strap, so you can where this piece of astounding technology however you want.
The effects are immediate. As soon as I put this on I became horribly disoriented because of the added power to my senses. I could hear whispers a mile away, and I reeled while being forced to focus on the people I could literally see through. It took awhile for me to just walk again, but HOLY JEEZUZ!! I didn't just walk, I fricking flew! Each step I was leaping across entire fields!
And thank goodness for the added strength. I had unfortunately found myself in the line of fire of a few duck hunters while I was gazing at the beauty of a flock of mallards. The shot gun shot bounced right off, taking the entire flock with it and hitting the few, now terrified hunters. I did manage to catch their whoops and shouts of joy miles after I had passed them. I hope no one was injured.
Anyway, this most awesome product is invaluable. After a week of wearing this I bored a cave out of a mountain, with my bear hands, and now I live in my cave, coming out only at night to fight crime.
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Geez...the actual marketing copy is about as ridiculous. As someone who writes this kind of stuff professionally on occasion, I just threw up in my mouth a little. Absolutely no shame.
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The Strap is an explosively powerful performance enhancement agent that will shock and amaze the world! As soon as The Strap is worn, users may instantly experience incredible increases in strength, endurance, power, energy, balance, focus, flexibility, and more! The Strap's instant effects are due to a polarized field it helps to enhance around the body, which may have a positive and immediate interaction with the human quantum frequency, tonal vibration, bio-energy and magnetic fields. The Strap's proprietary quantum polarized process may help unlock the body's life force energy and true intended potential by promoting an enhanced human bio-energy system, Simply Take the Strap Tests, which are located on the top and bottom panels of this box to instantly feel the effects! Ask your sales rep to assist you with the tests! Experience the power of The Strap! Yours Free with Every Purchase! The Strap booklet is an incredibly informative source of information on how The Strap works, how it may be combined or Stacked effectively with other supplements, cutting edge weight raining and dieting routines/info, testimonials and much more! Improve Energy and Stamina; Develop Explosive Power and Torque; Enhance Mental Focus and Concentration; Increase Endurance, Speed and Agility; Adjustable Necklace/Wristband; Patent Pending; Clinically Tested; For Men and Women.
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The Strap is an explosively powerful performance enhancement agent that will shock and amaze the world! As soon as The Strap is worn, users may instantly experience incredible increases in strength, endurance, power, energy, balance, focus, flexibility, and more! The Strap's instant effects are due to a polarized field it helps to enhance around the body, which may have a positive and immediate interaction with the human quantum frequency, tonal vibration, bio-energy and magnetic fields. The Strap's proprietary quantum polarized process may help unlock the body's life force energy and true intended potential by promoting an enhanced human bio-energy system, Simply Take the Strap Tests, which are located on the top and bottom panels of this box to instantly feel the effects! Ask your sales rep to assist you with the tests! Experience the power of The Strap! Yours Free with Every Purchase! The Strap booklet is an incredibly informative source of information on how The Strap works, how it may be combined or Stacked effectively with other supplements, cutting edge weight raining and dieting routines/info, testimonials and much more! Improve Energy and Stamina; Develop Explosive Power and Torque; Enhance Mental Focus and Concentration; Increase Endurance, Speed and Agility; Adjustable Necklace/Wristband; Patent Pending; Clinically Tested; For Men and Women.
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I double checked to insure it was NOT sponsored by the National Dairy Council.
Actually I was doing some homework on whey vs. casein when I stumbled upon it. Google is full of articles on supplements, which of course are sponsored by the very manufacturers and distributors of said products. Then they simply pay some sports med Dr. to endorse via vague articles.
And I believe it was you? who convinced me to dump the muscle milk last Spring in favor of raw milk. Someone posted that muscle milk was the worst sup. out there, and he was right...stuff has unacceptably high amounts of metals among other stuff we don't need.
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First review on Amazon...
"It's so funny to look back at myself at the age of 20 and see my self wearing not 1 but 2 of these worthless items."
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Why did this remind me of Momo on the CBMB ?
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