Worst Beer you've ever drank

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The worst beer is the one I'm not drinking.

Had some Lizard King on Sunday. Canned at the tail end of January, so figured it should still be decent. Fucking garbage ass oxidized beer. Really wanted to drain pour it. And by the way I'm not hating on Lizard King, I quite like it.
 

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Seeing this thread made me realize I haven't had a truly bad beer in a real long time.

One day I went to target and saw Sierra Nevada and checked the bottling date and if it was today it would have read 4-04. And I was like woah super fresh! I failed to even look at the year. It would have been like 4-4-23. Shit was a year old.

How?!

If it's a hop forward beer, my rule of thumb is that it needs to be less than 3 months old if I decide to buy. That's generally speaking. Like I said earlier about Lizard King.
 

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That Chocolate Jalapeno beer was like a migrant caravan trampling my pallet.
 

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One day I went to target and saw Sierra Nevada and checked the bottling date and if it was today it would have read 4-04. And I was like woah super fresh! I failed to even look at the year. It would have been like 4-4-23. Shit was a year old.

How?!

If it's a hop forward beer, my rule of thumb is that it needs to be less than 3 months old if I decide to buy. That's generally speaking. Like I said earlier about Lizard King.
I admit I never check dates. Cans can be good for several years though, depending on the beer. Obviously the newer the better they are.
 

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That Chocolate Jalapeno beer was like a migrant caravan trampling my pallet.
That just sounds like a beer I'd never ever seek out.
 

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That just sounds like a beer I'd never ever seek out.

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Had some Moosehead keg beer one time in college.

Worst beer I've ever had in my life.
 

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I once drank a lukewarm Old Style on the beach.

Not good.
 

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I admit I never check dates. Cans can be good for several years though, depending on the beer. Obviously the newer the better they are.
Always check the dates. Cans will still oxidize the same way. If it's an IPA my rule is still 3 months tops.

If stored properly though, they might make it to six, but I don't trust the distributors or stores they're sold at to store them properly. Hell, not even all breweries do it.

The first brewery I worked at was terrible about it, but they just flat out sucked. Beer was probably oxidized by the time it made it to the distributors. The last brewery I worked for on rare occasions would run out of room in the walk in and would have to briefly store it outside of the walk-in, normally for no more than a day. In a hot ass brewery in the summer though that's no bueno.

I once had to dump a particular beer for legal reasons and it had been canned probably less than a month earlier, but was left out in the brewery in the summer heat for about a week and that beer stunk to oxidized ass high heaven. Shit was gross.

I mean, go get a sixer of fresh beer. Take one and place it in your car in the summer heat and put the rest in the fridge. Then after that try them side by side.

I dunno. I'm spoiled. I got to drink fresh beer every day of my life for seven years. I hate dropping nearly 15 bucks for beer and it tasting like oxidized ass.

If you have a big stout, quad, barleywine, or something similar, yeah, you can store those much longer.
 

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when i was 15, i once had a bud light...most disgusting beer ive ever had
 

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when i was 15, i once had a bud light...most disgusting beer ive ever had

Budweiser gave me diarrhea, Bud Light gave me slightly less diarrhea and Busch just made me fart a lot...although I feared diarrhea with every wind passed.

Not so much the worst tasting beers, but the worst effects beer had on me. I just stuck to Miller until all these microbrews started flooding the market in the 90s.
 

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Budweiser gave me diarrhea, Bud Light gave me slightly less diarrhea and Busch just made me fart a lot...although I feared diarrhea with every wind passed.

Not so much the worst tasting beers, but the worst effects beer had on me. I just stuck to Miller until all these microbrews started flooding the market in the 90s.
now THATS a slogan i could get behind for bud light!
 

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Today I discovered Jarritos makes hard soda.
 

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