The only way to spin getting either of them is because:
It's Rocky's fucking coin
The Cap appears to just keep going up
They would move via salary dump some valuable active roster assets now to not pass on what they see as more elite talent
The new CBA will likely allow the long-term contracts and grandfather in existing ones---they just don't want the severe tapering off towards the end
They will likely finally get a clue as a League and allow for a homegrown exception which would obviously go to Toews later
What a fucking circus sideshow. So sick of this years FA. Between Schultz, Parise, Suter, Doan, Ryan, blah blah blah hockeydramacakes.