[A] 2012 Free Agent Frenzy

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WTF? How in the holy **** did the Hawks all of sudden materialize in Parise cicrus? Parise sweepstakes are a hotass mess. No. Suter is the only FA I wanted BAD. I could have learned to cope with a reasonable term and dollars Old Man Doan but his waiting for the 8th bullshit tells me his first instinct is not to give up the life and lifestyle he's established in Phoenix so **** it. He wants to go down with that ship instead of try for hardware for like 2 yrs. then so be it.
 

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Just found out Parise 6 years don't know the amount yet, but is a Hawk. this is coming from the friend that knows the cousin who is walking the dog of Bowman.



I heard from my fishes uncle who lives on Jersey Shore beach that Parise will sign with Chicago then ask for a trade to NJ for Marty Brodeur. E5.
 

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Just found out Parise 6 years don't know the amount yet, but is a Hawk. this is coming from the friend that knows the cousin who is walking the dog of Bowman.



Did he re-sign the dog for another 6 or Parise?
 

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well **** you guys, i already ordered my parise jersey
 

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well **** you guys, i already ordered my parise jersey



That ****** is going to his peeps in MIN along with the cash money or to PHI because of the cash money. Either way, some GM is going to need to have is rectum reconstructed tomorrow.
 

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I heard from a fishes uncle in Lake Michigan that Parise will sign with Chicago then ask for a trade to NJ for Marty Brodeur. E5.





No No Ton, that fish was wrong, This dog walker is right. Honestly what I see is Bro and Parise playing the same game. fishing around so the devils come back with a stronger offer. He will remain a Devil when all said and done.......jk he is a Hawk, I just saw him walk in the bank and open an account.JK, no maybe yes.
 

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No, I know, we signed JORDAN Parise from the German elite league to fix our goaltending woes.
 

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Just found out Parise 6 years don't know the amount yet, but is a Hawk. this is coming from the friend that knows the cousin who is walking the dog of Bowman.



I hope you aren't yanking our chain..... cause this could be the sexiest signing we've had in a long time.



One of my favorite fantasy players.... on this team?
 

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News break. Mario Bolatelli has been traded from the Italian National Soccer team to play for the Hawks. going to Italy is Mayers. After chatting with Bowman he is looking forward to Mario taking his Indianhead sweater off after he scores a goal while the rest of the team gang hugs him.
 

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lol Stu could get a boner from that.



and I knew you were yanking the chain... one can dream, I guess.



As much as I would love to have Parise here, he's too perfect to get which is why Stan won't get him.
 

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Jesus, Marian Hossa, and Joseph! If they're using up all their hyperbole reserves now and blowing their wads on the Suter-Parise circus then WTF is 2013 FA gonna be like when Shea Weber is a free man? And he really IS the shit. End Times? Global Thermonuclear War?



Well Canadian/American relations will be strained that is for certain.



Jesse Rogers ‏@ESPNChiHawks

The Hawks DO have a shot at Parise...could be down to just them and NJ..should know within couple hours



I trust Rogers more than Eklund but I still don't believe it.



HTF do we have a shot at him. i've haven't heard one fucking rumor about Parise to chicago at all.
 

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HTF do we have a shot at him. i've haven't heard one fucking rumor about Parise to chicago at all.



I haven't heard a Parise rumor at all. Everyone's been on Suter's jock that they forgot all about Parise, it seems.
 

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Well Canadian/American relations will be strained that is for certain.







HTF do we have a shot at him. i've haven't heard one fucking rumor about Parise to chicago at all.



Did you hear anything about Huet when we signed him? Hossa was kept quiet too. I won't believe it until I see it but anything is possible.



I wonder why the Hawks aren't going after Hudler, isn't he a center?
 

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All they are waiting for is to have an hour of free time on OLN for the announcement show.
 

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Precisely what they should do with Suter.... "The Signing"
 

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