Hey everyone.
You've heard of Frank Breakfast-Styleham, right? Well, I'm Steve Breakfast-Styleham, Frankie's little brother. He told me about this forum so I thought I'd come and see for myself.
Anyway, the All-Star game is a joke.
It's not about who IS actually an All-Star. It's a freakin'....7th grade popularity contest.
Chris Paul over Steve Nash? Popularity contest.
Carmelo Anthony over Dirk? Popularity contest.
But what pushes me at my wits end is how Ben Wallace makes the All-Star team (rebounds and blocks galore but only averaging 3 points a game) and Jayson Williams makes the All-Star team with a 11 and 10 but Kevin Love, LEADING THE LEAGUE WITH NEARLY 16 REBOUNDS A GAME WITH 21 POINTS A GAME DOESN'T MAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
Are you KIDDING me, western conference coaches?
Are you telling me that Tim Duncan, with his 13 points and 9 boards a game on a LOADED team is an All-Star and that Kevin Love isn't an All-Star!? This isn't Academy Award Lifetime Achievement. This isn't a baggy pants farce!
This is the NBA All-Star game!
And what's with the Celtics entire roster getting the nod?
Kevin Garnett isn't an All-Star anymore!
I'm through.
I'm done.
I'm not watching the All-Star game anymore.
This is ludicrous preposterousisity.
Yes, I'm aware I just made a word.
Don't care.
I'm pissed.